How about the time you auditioned for chico wang. You took so long to pop that the girl left the room and showered and after a while you jumped up and announced to chico that you were ready. Chico laughed and told yo uthe shoot was over and the girl was gone. You proceeded to the corner and popped your load right onto the floor. You were benned from Chico's house after that. Getting banned by Chico Wang, now that is something.