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#287156 - 11/14/07 11:09 AM
Re: MonkeyCage Ryan Knox Expose
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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I gathered a bunch of Ryan Knox dirt, like his real name & his birth date, and was ready to do a big expose on the shiatbag, but I came to a depressing conclusion:
NO ONE FUCKING CARES
No one wants to hear how many time he's lost his wood on the set. No one wants to hear about how bad other porn performers think he smells. Or about his drug habit. Or about his non-car. Basically, Ryan Knox is the e-list of porn mopes--he got kicked off of the bukkake sets for God's sake.
I could mail this shit to any porn blogger out there, but nobody would run with it. That's how inconsequential Ryan Knox is--even as a train wreck to be hauled up for scorn and ridicule, no one cares to even do that.
Congratulations, Cryin...you are the biggest loser non-story in porn since...EVER!
Shit, I was hard-pressed to even edit this post.
Psycho? Much?
Lying to the 15 posters on here wont get you anywhere.
Treat yourself to a whopper and try to remain calm.
Veronica Jett is the first female mope in porn history.
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#287159 - 11/14/07 04:35 PM
Re: MonkeyCage Ryan Knox Expose
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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The answer is "No." Van Styles has the footage.
i know but he never answer LOL!!!
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#287160 - 11/14/07 05:38 PM
Re: MonkeyCage Ryan Knox Expose
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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The answer is "No." Van Styles has the footage.
He also has footage of Willie D roller skating on a rainbow with magical cloverleafs.
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#287163 - 11/14/07 07:24 PM
Re: MonkeyCage Ryan Knox Expose
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I bet Ryan wants to know if LBJ is a scene 'jondra.'
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#287164 - 11/14/07 07:30 PM
Re: MonkeyCage Ryan Knox Expose
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
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Who the hell is Ryan Knox?
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#287166 - 11/14/07 11:59 PM
Re: MonkeyCage Ryan Knox Expose
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1195096388Willie D"> <p>How well-known is Ryan Knox around the porn business. If we asked 100 people involved in the porn business, ranging from directors, performers, website owners, p/a's etc. if they knew who Ryan Knox was, how many would answer "yes." <input type="radio" name="option" value="1" />75% - 100% <input type="radio" name="option" value="2" />50% - 74% <input type="radio" name="option" value="3" />25% - 49% <input type="radio" name="option" value="4" />< 25% <input type="radio" name="option" value="5" />Even if the knew who he was, they wouldn't want tocop to it, so 0% <INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit VALUE="Submit vote" class="buttons"></form>
Like LBJ said, vote early & vote often.
Your PR is greatly appreciated.
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#287167 - 11/15/07 12:14 AM
Re: MonkeyCage Ryan Knox Expose
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Who is more well known, Ryan Knox or Mike South?
ryan knox is nacho successor(because he is gay too) and mike south is ....who is mike south?
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#287168 - 11/15/07 12:26 AM
Re: MonkeyCage Ryan Knox Expose
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Who is more well known, Ryan Knox or Mike South?
ryan knox is nacho successor(because he is gay too) and mike south is ....who is mike south?
Exactly. And he's still more relevant to Porn than Ryana von Broccoli.
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#287169 - 11/15/07 12:31 AM
Re: MonkeyCage Ryan Knox Expose
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1195096388Willie D"> <p>How well-known is Ryan Knox around the porn business. If we asked 100 people involved in the porn business, ranging from directors, performers, website owners, p/a's etc. if they knew who Ryan Knox was, how many would answer "yes." <input type="radio" name="option" value="1" />75% - 100% <input type="radio" name="option" value="2" />50% - 74% <input type="radio" name="option" value="3" />25% - 49% <input type="radio" name="option" value="4" />< 25% <input type="radio" name="option" value="5" />Even if the knew who he was, they wouldn't want tocop to it, so 0% <INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit VALUE="Submit vote" class="buttons"></form>
Like LBJ said, vote early & vote often.
Your PR is greatly appreciated.
having to quote obscure BB code to make your point? How about I quote this?
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Ryan Knox loses wood when trying to have sex with women. being in scenes with men increases his chances, because he likes to look at erect male penii.
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#287171 - 11/15/07 01:46 AM
Re: MonkeyCage Ryan Knox Expose
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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The answer is "No." Van Styles has the footage.
The phenomenon of the drug-induced inability of male 'talent' to ejaculate shall henceforth be refered to as 'Knox pops' (A pun on Vox pops/Vox populi )
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#287172 - 11/15/07 02:17 AM
Re: MonkeyCage Ryan Knox Expose
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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The answer is "No." Van Styles has the footage.
The phenomenon of the drug-induced inability of male 'talent' to ejaculate shall henceforth be refered to as 'Knox pops' (A pun on Vox pops/Vox populi )
i told him to switch his stage name to Ryana Neverpops or Neverhard, Neverwood....
retire broccoli, retire............
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#287173 - 11/15/07 03:02 AM
Re: MonkeyCage Ryan Knox Expose
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Dan, I dig what you're getting at, but I think Knox Broccoli/vox populi has a better ring to it, no?
Knox Pops sounds like something that mothers feed their unruly brood as punishment down in the trailer park.
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#287174 - 11/15/07 04:08 AM
Re: MonkeyCage Ryan Knox Expose
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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<Da Burg Rant warning!>
What's the fucking deal with this guy? I am disingenuously curious now, like with a 5 car pile up on the 105 at 6 am as I am on my way downtown about to close a deal...
I thought Viagra was almost (ALMOST) as common on a porn set as Vicodin and Xanax? Why isnt Ryan dosing himself with that shit to solve this persistent wood problem? Or is he the next generation of porn star meat puppets who saw Al Gore's Inconvenient Truth and has resolved to have a "No Wood" policy on set? What the fuck???
I still watch a little porn (usually in fits and spurts, no pun intended) just to stay current with the rest of you, but I never whack off anymore to the new stuff because, after getting to know a number of porn chicks personally, even being friends with a few, they disppelled any lingering thoughts in my head of the "thrill" or pleasure they get from doing this stuff. And one HUGE, consistently mentioned reason is what was mentioned regarding Knox. Many of the meat puppets are freaks, grubs, losers and/or psychos. The chicks have to be drugged out of their mind, or take their minds to some far off place, to allow the penises of these turds in their holes. Reading that Ryan smells bad is but one of the things I have heard porn chicks complain about some of the male talent. There is NO WAY that Kelly Wells enjoyed getting splooged upon by that...
The other day I watched PEEP SHOW by Mike John...a chick I had never heard of, Riley Evans caught my eye. She was paired up with the Cave Troll himself, Eric Evertard. I achieved no wood because...well, it's too obvious that the troll was enjoying himself. He was KISSING the chick through half the scene, and I mean slurping on her mouth like a Jersey Cow at the trough. The chick was obviously enjoying her Vicodin buzz to care, but FUCK! The dude fucks like a Demon five minutes before the flood....he leaves chicks SORE from what I hear. The opposite of Knox clearly but for some reason, just as much a turnoff.
So getting back to the original bent here, just what the fuck is the problem with Knox? Is it blown out circuitry in the brain from chronic meth use, or is he on opiates which prevent erectile function? Of course, you dont need to have an erection to splooge, anyone detoxing from opiates in the past knows this. If you cant hit free throws, they dont let you generally have the ball....
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#287175 - 11/15/07 07:16 AM
Re: MonkeyCage Ryan Knox Expose
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I'm doing you a small favor and editing for you roller boy: Quote:
...just what the fuck is the problem with Knox? Is it blown out circuitry in the brain from chronic meth use, or is he on opiates which prevent erectile function?...
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#287176 - 11/15/07 11:27 AM
Re: MonkeyCage Ryan Knox Expose
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
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If anyone writes the book, I have the title:
Mopey Dick.
(not really aimed at Ryan, just a silly name I stole from Curb Your Enthusiasm)
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I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#287177 - 11/15/07 11:46 AM
Re: MonkeyCage Ryan Knox Expose
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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<Da Burg Rant warning!>
What's the fucking deal with this guy? I am disingenuously curious now, like with a 5 car pile up on the 105 at 6 am as I am on my way downtown about to close a deal...
I thought Viagra was almost (ALMOST) as common on a porn set as Vicodin and Xanax? Why isnt Ryan dosing himself with that shit to solve this persistent wood problem? Or is he the next generation of porn star meat puppets who saw Al Gore's Inconvenient Truth and has resolved to have a "No Wood" policy on set? What the fuck???
I still watch a little porn (usually in fits and spurts, no pun intended) just to stay current with the rest of you, but I never whack off anymore to the new stuff because, after getting to know a number of porn chicks personally, even being friends with a few, they disppelled any lingering thoughts in my head of the "thrill" or pleasure they get from doing this stuff. And one HUGE, consistently mentioned reason is what was mentioned regarding Knox. Many of the meat puppets are freaks, grubs, losers and/or psychos. The chicks have to be drugged out of their mind, or take their minds to some far off place, to allow the penises of these turds in their holes. Reading that Ryan smells bad is but one of the things I have heard porn chicks complain about some of the male talent. There is NO WAY that Kelly Wells enjoyed getting splooged upon by that...
The other day I watched PEEP SHOW by Mike John...a chick I had never heard of, Riley Evans caught my eye. She was paired up with the Cave Troll himself, Eric Evertard. I achieved no wood because...well, it's too obvious that the troll was enjoying himself. He was KISSING the chick through half the scene, and I mean slurping on her mouth like a Jersey Cow at the trough. The chick was obviously enjoying her Vicodin buzz to care, but FUCK! The dude fucks like a Demon five minutes before the flood....he leaves chicks SORE from what I hear. The opposite of Knox clearly but for some reason, just as much a turnoff.
So getting back to the original bent here, just what the fuck is the problem with Knox? Is it blown out circuitry in the brain from chronic meth use, or is he on opiates which prevent erectile function? Of course, you dont need to have an erection to splooge, anyone detoxing from opiates in the past knows this. If you cant hit free throws, they dont let you generally have the ball....
Hopefuly all that typing you do will help you lose some weight, ladybug.
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#287178 - 11/15/07 11:47 AM
Re: MonkeyCage Ryan Knox Expose
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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Dan, I dig what you're getting at, but I think Knox Broccoli/vox populi has a better ring to it, no?
Knox Pops sounds like something that mothers feed their unruly brood as punishment down in the trailer park.
If anyone is an expert on trailer parks its definitely you.
You all sure seem to keep me well on the topic of conversation for people that dont even make a dent in the Fan world.
I'm on your lips bitches.
When Armageddon explodes and the world is ending as you know it, it'll be my name you utter repeatedly:
Ryan Knox. Ryan Knox.
Edited by RyanKnox (11/15/07 11:56 AM)
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#287179 - 11/15/07 12:23 PM
Re: MonkeyCage Ryan Knox Expose
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Porn Jesus
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When Armageddon explodes and the world is ending as you know it, it'll be my name you utter repeatedly:
Ryan Knox. Ryan Knox.
only because I'll want you standing directly in front of me like a human shield
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#287180 - 11/15/07 12:45 PM
Re: MonkeyCage Ryan Knox Expose
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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When Armageddon explodes and the world is ending as you know it, it'll be my name you utter repeatedly:
Ryan Knox. Ryan Knox.
only because I'll want you standing directly in front of me like a human shield
Ryan is useless until for be a human shield.
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#287183 - 11/15/07 07:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Ryan is useless.
Corrected.
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#287184 - 11/15/07 07:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Poor photoshop work indeed.
for a poor looser, poor photoshop
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#287186 - 11/15/07 11:30 PM
Re: MonkeyCage Ryan Knox Expose
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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The broccoli looks like it's growing. Maybe Ryana has whorecancer?
Kaposi's sarcoma
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#287187 - 11/18/07 01:20 AM
Re: MonkeyCage Ryan Knox Expose
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
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Funny you mentione erik everhard belle bond a lovely lady from up here in canada...came back from a scene barely able to sit after a wolloping at the hands of the turd known as "everhard"...ugh . she said she got some sort of infection afterwards...musta banged something loose from her high school years. point of the story is , if erik everhard is "bigger" then ryan knox...and he is a bottom feeder fuckbag..what does that make ryan ? like a porn barnacle?
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#287188 - 11/18/07 08:37 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/01/07
Posts: 135
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Dude, this Knox dude can't even get wood with viagra. If he could, he wouldn't have these problems. So the ad is a bad idea.
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#287189 - 11/18/07 11:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Face it, no one here can hurt Ryan the way he's hurt his parents by dragging their genetic code through porn and begging them for money to feed his addiction to high quality tattoo work.
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#287191 - 11/18/07 02:43 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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welcome back you sexy bitch. More pics - stat.
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#287193 - 11/19/07 09:29 AM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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The broccoli looks like it's growing. Maybe Ryana has whorecancer?
All your life you wanted to be something more than an overwieght Leprechaun. XPT makes you feel special. But you'll never be half the man Luke Ford is.
If you're trying to impress G, just give it some money.
And quit harrasing me via PM. I can get all your info too but I don't want to go visit your hippie commune.
Jim B, try to be a little more clever and score one for the baby boomer generation.
Edited by RyanKnox (11/19/07 09:55 AM)
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#287194 - 12/04/07 12:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Hey Ryan, just out of interest, what's it like living in a rental these days?
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#287196 - 12/05/07 11:02 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/01/07
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Ryan, do you concede that you have problems maintaining an erection on set? Or do you think we all just make shit up to mess with you head?
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#287197 - 12/05/07 11:16 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/06/06
Posts: 250
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Ryan, its a fact you SUCK as being male talent.
#1- you are ugly and have shitty tattoos #2- your dick is NEVER FUCKING HARD, EVER. seriously, you are always the last guy to pop (besides jeremy steele), which brings me to #3- your pops are as pathetic as you. they you hardly have any cum at all and when you do its clear and watery. #4- whats up with the whole vasline/nipple rubbing thing? you look so stupid as you sit there tugging your limp noodle rubbing your nipple.
there is a reason you are never hired for anything else besides bukakkes and blowbangs when they call up all the other losers.
please do us all a favor and od.
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#287198 - 12/05/07 11:53 AM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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Ryan, do you concede that you have problems maintaining an erection on set? Or do you think we all just make shit up to mess with you head?
Well I dont want to get too into the details of your insignifigance.
There's not one credible industry person on here that would back up your statements.
The fact is, you can say what you want and I'll still get hired by top DVD companies to do it all. Boy/Girls, Gangbangs, BJs, Blowbangs and yes Bukkakes.
There's no shame in participating in events that you people will eventualy pay money to see later on.
JoJo likes watching me jerk off, more power to her.
Edited by RyanKnox (12/05/07 12:09 PM)
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#287202 - 12/05/07 05:49 PM
Re: MonkeyCage Ryan Knox Expose
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
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BULLSHIT!!!! ask any director, camera guy or pa from any set you have worked on.
Do bring them forward, anonymous poster.
You know, I'm starting to feel a little like I'm not wanted here. Everyone's just so mean, Oh God
Edited by RyanKnox (12/05/07 06:13 PM)
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#287203 - 12/05/07 10:44 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/01/07
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Just stop ruining perfectly good porn and we are cool.
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