Ryan, its a fact you SUCK as being male talent.

#1- you are ugly and have shitty tattoos
#2- your dick is NEVER FUCKING HARD, EVER. seriously, you are always the last guy to pop (besides jeremy steele), which brings me to
#3- your pops are as pathetic as you. they you hardly have any cum at all and when you do its clear and watery.
#4- whats up with the whole vasline/nipple rubbing thing? you look so stupid as you sit there tugging your limp noodle rubbing your nipple.

there is a reason you are never hired for anything else besides bukakkes and blowbangs when they call up all the other losers.

please do us all a favor and od.