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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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What's the fucking deal with this guy? I am disingenuously curious now, like with a 5 car pile up on the 105 at 6 am as I am on my way downtown about to close a deal...
I thought Viagra was almost (ALMOST) as common on a porn set as Vicodin and Xanax? Why isnt Ryan dosing himself with that shit to solve this persistent wood problem? Or is he the next generation of porn star meat puppets who saw Al Gore's Inconvenient Truth and has resolved to have a "No Wood" policy on set? What the fuck???
I still watch a little porn (usually in fits and spurts, no pun intended) just to stay current with the rest of you, but I never whack off anymore to the new stuff because, after getting to know a number of porn chicks personally, even being friends with a few, they disppelled any lingering thoughts in my head of the "thrill" or pleasure they get from doing this stuff. And one HUGE, consistently mentioned reason is what was mentioned regarding Knox. Many of the meat puppets are freaks, grubs, losers and/or psychos. The chicks have to be drugged out of their mind, or take their minds to some far off place, to allow the penises of these turds in their holes. Reading that Ryan smells bad is but one of the things I have heard porn chicks complain about some of the male talent. There is NO WAY that Kelly Wells enjoyed getting splooged upon by that...
The other day I watched PEEP SHOW by Mike John...a chick I had never heard of, Riley Evans caught my eye. She was paired up with the Cave Troll himself, Eric Evertard. I achieved no wood because...well, it's too obvious that the troll was enjoying himself. He was KISSING the chick through half the scene, and I mean slurping on her mouth like a Jersey Cow at the trough. The chick was obviously enjoying her Vicodin buzz to care, but FUCK! The dude fucks like a Demon five minutes before the flood....he leaves chicks SORE from what I hear. The opposite of Knox clearly but for some reason, just as much a turnoff.
So getting back to the original bent here, just what the fuck is the problem with Knox? Is it blown out circuitry in the brain from chronic meth use, or is he on opiates which prevent erectile function? Of course, you dont need to have an erection to splooge, anyone detoxing from opiates in the past knows this. If you cant hit free throws, they dont let you generally have the ball....
Hopefuly all that typing you do will help you lose some weight, ladybug.
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