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my mother was kind of a whore, but not professionally. she was a peds nurse, and did all the doctors, who were all married, of course. she was fucking my pediatrician for fifteen years. i even had to invite him to my wedding, and his wife, yet he banged my mother in the coat room at the reception. it's no wonder i turned out the way i did.



Please don't say he's banged you too.
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."