The studio honks who wrote and produced "Snakes on a Plane" should do the same to the two guys who created "Snakes on a Train" and released it prior to the original which it parodied. It got some great reviews...right now they are side-by-side at my local Blockbuster, and I dare say "Train" is the only thing keeping "Plane" from the trash can.
Fucked up indie films.