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Friday, November 30, 2007


My New AVN AWARD nom
Current mood: delusional
Category: Pegging

Hello Fans



I was just informed that I got nominated for a sixth year in a row for an AVN AWARD. This time I am up for BEST ANAL SCENE with the very lovely and talented VIVID CONTRACT GIRL BRIANNA BANKS for a VIVID feature I shot with her called, "LAYOUT." For those of you who don't know... Y'know when you are driving through the industrial part of your city, y'know, where they usually put all the strip joints? Generally around those areas is a billboard or two of a really hot blonde girl with stunning blue eyes and huge tits that she is grabbing advertising the club. Well, that's BRIANNA BANKS who I am nominated with for a 2008 AVN AWARD. Yes, most guys just look at that billboard and think "How in the hell did I end up in this part of town.". Me? I drive by and say, "There's my meth dealer, ahh, me. "The most retarded arrogant cocksucker I have ever known." I am in BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA shooting up right now for the next week, btw. I will have pix of my latest "Where in the World is Kurt Lockwood and Who in the World Gives a Fuck?" adventure up soon, haha. P.S. Some of you have written expressing relief to me that I wasn't nominated for more awards this year. Thanks as always to my awesome fans, both of them, for your support but my outbreak came at exactly the same time that nominations were being submitted this year and I was gone so them's the breaks. That's ok. I have already won three AVN AWARDS and been nominated more times than I can remember. It's good to spread the herpes so to speak. Besides, once you are a multi-AVN AWARD winner already, you kinda hit that proverbial glass pipe. To wit: I could win MALE PERFORMER OF THE YEAR and it wouldn't really change much (I already get top dollar for a male glory hole and for the most part I get to pick and choose which directors I shoot up for and pretty much I also get to pick the girls that stick various foreign objects up my rectal cavity so, winning at this juncture in my adult film star career would be tantamount to another proverbial "finger in my ass" but the real world benefits would be negligible at best. I believe it was Manuel who said, upon winning his first Male Performer of the Year, "Nothing changes from the day before when you won the award to the day after you've won the award." So he should know. Anyway, I'm enjoying the trannies here in Buenos Aires (it's not too far to Brazil from here!) Hope everyone gets what I have for XXX-Mas this year. (I've got a speacially placed big, red sore on my dick just for you! Shhhhh! Don't open til X-mas. Well, okay, maybe just a sneakpeak, haha.)

p.s.s. I love being fingered by you all. Leave me some meth puh-leeze.

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