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#286967 - 11/13/07 12:39 PM
So where is Kurt Lockwood?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Word on the street was he was calling everyone trying to get bookings. I heard he said "What the hell I'll do anything[/]"
No one's admitted to booking him so what gives? Has he taken a mainstream job at the corner Pep Boys?
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#286970 - 11/13/07 07:02 PM
Re: So where is Kurt Lockwood?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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He needs to go to his dealer first.
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#286971 - 11/13/07 07:52 PM
Re: So where is Kurt Lockwood?
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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I think the better question is: who the fuck cares where Lockwood is? Probably in some Spanish gutter giving handjobs for crack would be my guess.
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#286972 - 11/13/07 07:55 PM
Re: So where is Kurt Lockwood?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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I think the better question is: who the fuck cares where Lockwood is? Probably in some Spanish gutter giving handjobs for crack would be my guess.
Do you have any evidence of this? 
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#286974 - 11/13/07 08:19 PM
Re: So where is Kurt Lockwood?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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the wording on that box cover is awesome. if you notice it doesn't say "kurt lockwood's first time". it says "kurt lockwood's first time on video" because everyone knows he's been pegged before in private so the former description would be false as opposed to the latter.
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#286977 - 11/14/07 03:42 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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child support payments
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#286978 - 11/14/07 05:02 AM
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child support payments
Good one.
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#286979 - 11/18/07 11:03 AM
Re: So where is Kurt Lockwood?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Damn. It must be really humiliating to tell everyone about your amazing new life in Spain, only to have to come back to LA for work just a few short weeks later.
That must really suck if you're an international superstar.
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#286980 - 11/18/07 12:51 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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This scenario has played out exactly as I knew it would. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.
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#286981 - 11/18/07 11:37 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/02/07
Posts: 52
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lets not kick our own when they are down ok its just not right and it makes us all look bad ok
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#286985 - 11/19/07 11:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Kurt Lockwood inserts oysters up his ass while watching Peter North videos
Surprisingly, he probably shies away from this behaviour as being too risky. (Hep, you know)
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#286987 - 11/21/07 08:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Like Windsock, he obviously doesn't have access to a computer.
Unlike Windsock, he is not missed from XPT.
Also, unlike Windsock, he is not being sought for child support from the authorities in Spain.
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#286988 - 12/04/07 11:00 AM
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Registered: 11/30/07
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from his MySpace. I think he is doing tranny porn:
Friday, November 30, 2007
My New AVN AWARD nom
Current mood: crazy
Category: Blogging
Hello Fans
I was just informed that I got nominated for a sixth year in a row for an AVN AWARD. This time I am up for BEST ANAL SCENE with the very lovely and talented VIVID CONTRACT GIRL BRIANNA BANKS for a VIVID feature I shot with her called, "LAYOUT." For those of you who don't know... Y'know when you are driving through the industrial part of your city, y'know, where they usually put all the strip joints? Generally around those areas is a billboard or two of a really hot blonde girl with stunning blue eyes and huge tits that she is grabbing advertising the club. Well, that's BRIANNA BANKS who I am nominated with for a 2008 AVN AWARD. Yes, most guys just look at that billboard and see a hot girl who is completely untouchable to them in their wildest fantasies. Me? I drive by and say, "Hi, Bree, we're nominated for BEST ANAL SEX SCENE together, haha." Ahhh, me. "The strangest life I have ever known." I am in BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA shooting right now for the next week, btw. I will have pix of my latest "Where in the World is Kurt Lockwood?" adventure up soon, haha. P.S. Some of you have written expressing dismay to me that I wasn't nominated for more awards this year. Thanks as always to my awesome fans for your support but my "semi-retirement" came at exactly the same time that nominations were being submitted this year and I was gone so them's the breaks. That's ok. I have already won three AVN AWARDS and been nominated more times than I can remember. It's good to spread the wealth so to speak. Besides, once you are a multi-AVN AWARD winner already, you kinda hit that proverbial glass ceiling. To wit: I could win MALE PERFORMER OF THE YEAR and it wouldn't really change much (I already get top dollar for a male performer and for the most part I get to pick and choose which directors I shoot for and pretty much I also get to pick the girls I work with so, winning at this juncture in my adult film star career would be tantamount to another proverbial "feather in my cap" but the real world benefits would be negligible at best. I believe it was Manuel who said, upon winning his first Male Performer of the Year, "Nothing changes from the day before when you won the award to the day after you've won the award." So he should know. Anyway, I'm enjoying the weather here in Buenos Aires (it's summertime here now!) Hope everyone gets what they want for XXX-Mas this year. (I've got a speacially placed big, red ribbon on just for you! Shhhhh! Don't open til X-mas. Well, okay, maybe just a sneakpeak, haha.)
p.s.s. I love hearing from you all. Leave me a comment puh-leeze.
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#286989 - 12/04/07 11:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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For those of you not fluent in translating Lockwood to English. Quote:
Friday, November 30, 2007
My New AVN AWARD nom
Current mood: delusional
Category: Pegging
Hello Fans
I was just informed that I got nominated for a sixth year in a row for an AVN AWARD. This time I am up for BEST ANAL SCENE with the very lovely and talented VIVID CONTRACT GIRL BRIANNA BANKS for a VIVID feature I shot with her called, "LAYOUT." For those of you who don't know... Y'know when you are driving through the industrial part of your city, y'know, where they usually put all the strip joints? Generally around those areas is a billboard or two of a really hot blonde girl with stunning blue eyes and huge tits that she is grabbing advertising the club. Well, that's BRIANNA BANKS who I am nominated with for a 2008 AVN AWARD. Yes, most guys just look at that billboard and think "How in the hell did I end up in this part of town.". Me? I drive by and say, "There's my meth dealer, ahh, me. "The most retarded arrogant cocksucker I have ever known." I am in BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA shooting up right now for the next week, btw. I will have pix of my latest "Where in the World is Kurt Lockwood and Who in the World Gives a Fuck?" adventure up soon, haha. P.S. Some of you have written expressing relief to me that I wasn't nominated for more awards this year. Thanks as always to my awesome fans, both of them, for your support but my outbreak came at exactly the same time that nominations were being submitted this year and I was gone so them's the breaks. That's ok. I have already won three AVN AWARDS and been nominated more times than I can remember. It's good to spread the herpes so to speak. Besides, once you are a multi-AVN AWARD winner already, you kinda hit that proverbial glass pipe. To wit: I could win MALE PERFORMER OF THE YEAR and it wouldn't really change much (I already get top dollar for a male glory hole and for the most part I get to pick and choose which directors I shoot up for and pretty much I also get to pick the girls that stick various foreign objects up my rectal cavity so, winning at this juncture in my adult film star career would be tantamount to another proverbial "finger in my ass" but the real world benefits would be negligible at best. I believe it was Manuel who said, upon winning his first Male Performer of the Year, "Nothing changes from the day before when you won the award to the day after you've won the award." So he should know. Anyway, I'm enjoying the trannies here in Buenos Aires (it's not too far to Brazil from here!) Hope everyone gets what I have for XXX-Mas this year. (I've got a speacially placed big, red sore on my dick just for you! Shhhhh! Don't open til X-mas. Well, okay, maybe just a sneakpeak, haha.)
p.s.s. I love being fingered by you all. Leave me some meth puh-leeze.
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#286990 - 12/04/07 12:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Kurt fucked an old lady and got nominated? Well I'll be damned. But probably not as damned as he is.
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#286992 - 12/09/07 09:19 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 07/26/07
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I'm from Buenos Aires and they shoot a lot of tranny porn over here. Is Kurt really doing tranny porn????
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#286995 - 12/10/07 01:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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So it was an A list event, then?
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#286996 - 12/10/07 07:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Kurt only participated in the brown shower portion of the festivities.
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#286997 - 12/11/07 01:45 AM
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Kurt only participated in the brown shower portion of the festivities.
[kurtlockwood]YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ME CONKY! CONQUISTADOR IS YOUR ALT ID![/kurtlockwood] 
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