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#286911 - 11/13/07 06:55 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 10/31/07
Posts: 30
Loc: NJ
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I wish there were opportunities like this here on the East Coast. Oh well.
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#286912 - 11/13/07 07:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Several thoughts pass through my head when i read this thread:
I picture some sex addict father of three from Sacramento sneaking out of the house on December 26, past open presents and an unlighted x-mas tree, at 5 am in the dark and tripping over the new tricycle he bought his 6 yr old daughter Ziva, and hauling ass down the 99 fwy, stopping in Bakersfield for lunch and to jerk off-but-not-to-completion (in order to get his gonads into overdrive for when he actually splooges), then hitting the road again and arriving 90 minutes early at the warehouse of the shoot...his wife has no clue, his kids just play and eat cookies and have no clue. He just fills some black void in his soul by doing this....
Seriously, who the fuck would do this the day after christmas???
Here's another question....there have been what, 40 American Bukkakes with 80 or so cum-drenched, morally bankrupt, desperate drug addicted whores (or what ever number...)???? What possible need/want/desire does seeing whore Number 81 covered in the splooge of total losers serve? What are you going to get out of it that the previous 80 haven't, or dont provide???
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#286913 - 11/13/07 07:23 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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Several thoughts pass through my head when i read this thread:
I picture some sex addict father of three from Sacramento sneaking out of the house on December 26, past open presents and an unlighted x-mas tree, at 5 am in the dark and tripping over the new tricycle he bought his 6 yr old daughter Ziva, and hauling ass down the 99 fwy, stopping in Bakersfield for lunch and to jerk off-but-not-to-completion (in order to get his gonads into overdrive for when he actually splooges), then hitting the road again and arriving 90 minutes early at the warehouse of the shoot...his wife has no clue, his kids just play and eat cookies and have no clue. He just fills some black void in his soul by doing this....
Seriously, who the fuck would do this the day after christmas???
Here's another question....there have been what, 40 American Bukkakes with 80 or so cum-drenched, morally bankrupt, desperate drug addicted whores (or what ever number...)???? What possible need/want/desire does seeing whore Number 81 covered in the splooge of total losers serve? What are you going to get out of it that the previous 80 haven't, or dont provide???
Im available the 25th but the 26th is out the the question! db you always on point son.
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#286914 - 11/13/07 07:29 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
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I always figured the guys who show up religiously for the bukkakes would be the sad, lonely, friendless, no family or loved-ones having type of guys that try to  during the holiday season. Jeff is doing them all a favor by having a bukkake shot so close to the big day. Giving them something to look forward too this otherwise rather bleak and meaningless time of the year for them.
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#286916 - 11/13/07 08:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Did you guys know that the biggest bukkake turn-outs are at the end of the month? It's true. By then, not only do the same guys show up to make more money off the $120 AIM test they spent, but they tell they're friends and it's like 'referral bukkake.' Sometimes the friends carpool to really get their money's worth!
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#286917 - 11/13/07 08:12 PM
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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db you always on point son.
Here's a x-mas gift for porn fans in general: John Strong gets Laryngitis with a Flesh Eating bug that annihilates his vocal cords so he will SHUT THE FUCK UP during his scenes....
word on the street is john strong go to thailand to buy 13 year old girls... truth be told .. truth be told.
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#286921 - 11/14/07 03:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I usually ignore these "CUM BLOW YOUR PROSTATE ALL OVER A BRAINDEAD METH ADDICTED WHORE KIDS!"-type announcement threads when they appear...
Why dont Jeff and Malice work to have one of these visual abominations shot in a prison? I mean if Johnny Cash can prance into a Folsom with his wife and band and be welcomed and entertained, then think what Pelican Bay would do for a porn bukkake shoot.
Advantages: You would only have to pay the sploogers 2 cartons of Marlboros and a few boxes of Good n' Plenty or Rolos or some shit...you'd save what, 90+ bucks on each splooge if you currently pay the losers 120 bucks. Any whore who balks at going to prison to do this, just wave an extra Ben or Two under her nose. Plus, inmates are definitely more likely to have excess splooge than degenerates walking around everyday society that have their whack-off times on a schedule next to their computer or on their fridge...the guards and admin of the prison will WELCOME this distraction and entertainment you provide the animals under their guard.
And inmates are VERY protective of anyone who comes to entertain them, they are so desperate for any type of distraction, they literally make it known that any inmate who causes problems that might jeopardize such things is a dead man. You'd be treated like gods...
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#286922 - 11/14/07 03:48 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Addendum: I once mentioned I have been in 2-1/2 actual fights in my life....#3-1/2 was almost between a 12 yr old Kid from St Thomas, Virgin Islands and an 11 yr old, wound-up-too-tight-for-his-axels Da burg while incarcerated in Shriner's Hospital back in 1979. The kid mentioned how he celebrated Kwaanza and it was less hypocritical than x-mas...incensed, and incredulous some black kid with an accent like Peter Tosh even knew what "hypocritical" meant I launched the only holy war of my life and went after him...unfortunately a fat peurto rican Nurses Aid interjected herself between our wheelchairs and the Mr Potato Head that I pitched at his head bounced off the fat NA's ass and hit a retarded kid and made him spill his chocolate milk and piss his pants. I was subsequently seperated from the rest of the patient population for 3 days...
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#286923 - 11/14/07 05:10 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 08/16/06
Posts: 453
Loc: Las Vegas
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That shit is hillarious. You should make a video reenactment.
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#286924 - 11/14/07 08:01 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/07
Posts: 576
Loc: Dolce Hottest Bukkake Babe
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Only a few girls are classic scenes. Chelsie Rae x2, Donita, Kissy, Sasha Knox, Julie Night, Shayna Night, Bobbie, Zarina, Trinity, Candy Apples, Harley Raines, Bianca Pureheart , Cindy Crawford and Keeani Lei are good scenes. The rest shall we say not that great- ie Molly Rome  Still behind JAV quality, and the girls though.. I wanna see a girl drink 1 pint of spunk mouutful after mouthful  with attitude like the girls above. Not just in one scene, have a girl turn up two or three times on a DVD, each with 1 pint of spunk swallowed but with different styles. Bong, bowl, cum in mouth. If you could get amateur girls Jeff, surely there's a few spunk loving girls not in the porn scene?
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#286925 - 11/14/07 08:31 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/30/07
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#286927 - 11/14/07 10:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Gokkunfan, 1 pint would be hot. They should drink the loads out of those glass measuring cups used for cooking, that way you can see it's 1 pint and they're getting it all down.
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#286930 - 11/14/07 08:14 PM
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Registered: 09/21/07
Posts: 5
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Seriously, who the fuck would do this the day after christmas???
....Tone Capone and every other nigger fan boi....
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#286931 - 11/14/07 08:15 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 09/21/07
Posts: 5
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Did you guys know that the biggest bukkake turn-outs are at the end of the month? It's true. By then, not only do the same guys show up to make more money off the $120 AIM test they spent, but they tell they're friends and it's like 'referral bukkake.' Sometimes the friends carpool to really get their money's worth!
...albiet I hate Gia; this does deserve to be on a plaque...
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#286932 - 11/14/07 08:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Tsk. Sp/grammar mistake
they're friends = their friends.
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#286933 - 11/17/07 09:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I think Uncle Jeffie should completely exploit the fact that it's the day after Christmas for that particular shoot, and either play to something of an egg-nog theme, or dress the whore up as a reindeer maybe?
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#286934 - 11/17/07 11:08 PM
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5214
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Maybe he can cast Dick Nasty as Ebenezer Splooge.
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#286935 - 11/18/07 07:09 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
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I think Uncle Jeffie should completely exploit the fact that it's the day after Christmas for that particular shoot, and either play to something of an egg-nog theme, or dress the whore up as a reindeer maybe?
How about Santa doing what is never talked about with the kids...punishing all the bad girls. Since he knows who is naughty and nice, the naughty girls need some attention after all the work he puts into the nice ones. Maybe read a list of each whores real videography for the year as she is covered in splooge. Something like "miss Carley Parker, oh yes I see here 4 gang bangs, 16 instances of cum dodging, 64 acts of vaginal intercourse with unknown men, 26 filmed scenes of anal penetration, 27 escort dates through craigslist, 364 days of judgement clouded by marijuana,alcohol meth and heroin use. All this has earned this naughty little whore the tidy some of $56,000, nine vaginosis infections, 16 yeast infections, 3 cases of syphilis, herpes and a blown out rectum. I hope you're proud of yourself little girl!"
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#286937 - 11/21/07 04:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Cute girl, but where's her waist?
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#286940 - 11/30/07 09:30 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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#286942 - 11/30/07 11:59 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 10/28/07
Posts: 22
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Don't worry, I'm not up for this type of movie. Thanks anyways though. && hunny, we all know I went through problems. I think you should get over it already. It's been two years and my shit is together. Ask anyone I have shot for these past 6 months. 
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#286946 - 12/07/07 03:55 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Here's another question....there have been what, 40 American Bukkakes with 80 or so cum-drenched, morally bankrupt, desperate drug addicted whores (or what ever number...)???? What possible need/want/desire does seeing whore Number 81 covered in the splooge of total losers serve? What are you going to get out of it that the previous 80 haven't, or dont provide???
Why would you watch a second b/g scene after you've seen the first? It's just another cock in another pussy.
Personally, I like bukkake/gokkun because the reactions of the girls are so varied. Those who do it with ease and even a sense of indifference provide one kind of fascination, while the girls who totally melt down provide yet another kind of fascination. I don't even whip my dick out when watching bukkake and gokkun. The entertainment provided by these johndras isn't erotic, but it sure as hell is entertainment.
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#286947 - 12/14/07 05:53 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 31
Loc: Southern California
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I'm Curious who the girl was on wednesday. Anybody know?
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#286953 - 12/20/07 03:10 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/01/07
Posts: 135
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Gokkun with a spoon. Around 60 guys showed up. Medical scenario where Jaelyn had a protein deficiency.
How was this problem solved in the story line? Where can I buy the script?
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