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I think Uncle Jeffie should completely exploit the fact that it's the day after Christmas for that particular shoot, and either play to something of an egg-nog theme, or dress the whore up as a reindeer maybe?

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How about Santa doing what is never talked about with the kids...punishing all the bad girls. Since he knows who is naughty and nice, the naughty girls need some attention after all the work he puts into the nice ones. Maybe read a list of each whores real videography for the year as she is covered in splooge. Something like "miss Carley Parker, oh yes I see here 4 gang bangs, 16 instances of cum dodging, 64 acts of vaginal intercourse with unknown men, 26 filmed scenes of anal penetration, 27 escort dates through craigslist, 364 days of judgement clouded by marijuana,alcohol meth and heroin use. All this has earned this naughty little whore the tidy some of $56,000, nine vaginosis infections, 16 yeast infections, 3 cases of syphilis, herpes and a blown out rectum. I hope you're proud of yourself little girl!"