I usually ignore these "CUM BLOW YOUR PROSTATE ALL OVER A BRAINDEAD METH ADDICTED WHORE KIDS!"-type announcement threads when they appear...

Why dont Jeff and Malice work to have one of these visual abominations shot in a prison? I mean if Johnny Cash can prance into a Folsom with his wife and band and be welcomed and entertained, then think what Pelican Bay would do for a porn bukkake shoot.

Advantages: You would only have to pay the sploogers 2 cartons of Marlboros and a few boxes of Good n' Plenty or Rolos or some shit...you'd save what, 90+ bucks on each splooge if you currently pay the losers 120 bucks. Any whore who balks at going to prison to do this, just wave an extra Ben or Two under her nose. Plus, inmates are definitely more likely to have excess splooge than degenerates walking around everyday society that have their whack-off times on a schedule next to their computer or on their fridge...the guards and admin of the prison will WELCOME this distraction and entertainment you provide the animals under their guard.

And inmates are VERY protective of anyone who comes to entertain them, they are so desperate for any type of distraction, they literally make it known that any inmate who causes problems that might jeopardize such things is a dead man. You'd be treated like gods...