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What do you mean "stole?" You mean decided to take a shitload of cooking for ungrateful in-laws while dealing with screaming children hitting each other with GI-Joes while your half-a-fag husband pretends to be interested in the Cowboys game while secretly he's checking out the dudes' asses off of your hands?

Is that what you mean?

my husband's only half a fag? what a relief.
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"I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful