Forget it, Moose. It's Chinatown.

Yeah... Or maybe a warped version of 90210. Certainly a few folks in their 30s (or older) acting like a bunch of clicqey, elitist High School Kids. Above all, one must "know one's role." One must "assume their place" in this rigid, High School Hierarchy...

Complete and utter Horseshit.

Especially coming from such avowed rebels and iconoclasts who decry the regimentation and thralldom at certain other Message Boards. Irony is lost on the clueless.

Aaahh, but fortunately the majority don't suffer from this delusion, or take this place so seriously that they start to define themselves by their "roles" here. They're good eggs, really, and entertaining as Hell.

Brother Moose, if I actually had an army of alts, I don't think they'd do much good. That poll is kinda fucked from the get-go, y'know? And in any event, if I had 'em, I'd have put them to better use than poll rigging by now. I'd have set them all after papercut or Knox or Lockwood. Or pulled an elaborate "Brandon" for my own amusement. Sorry, Dude.