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#286475 - 11/09/07 05:51 PM
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Recent posts in "Mainstream DVD Releases ...":
Random: House of 1000 Corpses is like the worst movie ever.
His Excellency Cleetus: Actually I count Lost in Translation as the worst movie ever if we are doing it like that. 
I nominate "Out of Africa".
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#286479 - 11/10/07 05:37 AM
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As of this week's trip to Blockbuster I would say my current worst movie viewed was Number 23. I was really looking forward to watching it but it didn't hold my interest in the least. I actually returned it and told them it was defective. Knowing there were no other copies in stock I exchanged it for Knocked Up.
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#286480 - 11/10/07 09:33 AM
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#286482 - 11/10/07 08:38 PM
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"Master and Commander" with Russell Crowe was especially disappointing and tedious.
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#286483 - 11/10/07 08:47 PM
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JOOST has it's own Really Terrible Film Channel. Films include: * Crypt Of The Living Dead * Jesse James Meets Frankensteins Daughter * The Screaming Skull * The Forest * A Bucket Of Blood * Drive in Massacre * Tunnel Vision * Loose Shoes * Hangmen * Dracula Vs Frankenstein * Tnt Jackson * Creature * Giant Gila Monster * Lucifer Complex * Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
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#286484 - 11/10/07 08:53 PM
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I was talking to a friend of mine and he reminded me of this beauty [that likely no one else has been subjected to]: Rebel Vixens 
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#286487 - 11/11/07 04:57 AM
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I'm assuming we're talking about worst mainstream movies here, but I've got three indies from right here in my own backyard of Hamilton. There's a shoebox company here called CJ Productions who sold me two of the worst b horror flicks I've ever seen. I was happy because I love Cheepnis. Vampire Dentist is about a vampire who opens up an all night dental clinic to feed off his patients. He also does his landlord to avoid paying rent on his office. Sharp Teeth is the better of the two. In this one the steel mills have polluted the bay with radioactive waste. The carp mutate and begin to eat people. The absolute worst I've ever seen actually made it onto imdb. Cannibal Rollerbabes features slutty chicks on old school rollerskates who travel the wastelands of Peterborough in dune buggies looking for people to eat. A friend introduced me to Nicole, who played Bumper. We dated for a short while after it was shot and she brought a copy of it over. Horrible. Wish I still had it. It also stars psychic Playboy playmate and baby-abductor Lisa Heughan.
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#286489 - 11/12/07 01:36 PM
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You people don't even know the meaning of true cinematic pain!
Ghoulies IV
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid!!
Police Academy: Mission to Moscow
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#286490 - 11/12/07 01:42 PM
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Human Garbage
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Pretty much every Police Academy except for the first one.
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#286492 - 11/12/07 03:08 PM
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Jack Frost and The Giant Spider Invasion make the Police Academy movies look like Casablanca by comparison.
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#286494 - 11/12/07 03:20 PM
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Which Jack Frost? The evil, killer, mutant snowman one or the family film with Michael Keaton?
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#286500 - 11/14/07 12:21 PM
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bone collector, double jeopardy, stuff like that makes me want to scream. slick, competent, lazy garbage.
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#286501 - 11/14/07 12:46 PM
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The Number 23. I couldn't believe they were serious about this.
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#286502 - 11/14/07 02:23 PM
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Glitter. Mother May I Sleep with Danger. Poison Ivy 2. Fresh Horses. Factory Girl.
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#286503 - 11/14/07 04:02 PM
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Glitter. Mother May I Sleep with Danger. Poison Ivy 2. Fresh Horses. Factory Girl.
You've got to be kidding! Mother, May I... was Tori Spelling's best performance. I couldn't understand why it wasn't nominated for an Emmy.
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#286504 - 11/14/07 04:04 PM
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Ok, I just finished watching  Death Proof, What a steaming pile of poo that was. And since the spirit of this thread, as I interpret it is movies we hate ( not actually the worst movies ever made) , this flick fits in well here. I hope that that was the second movie in the Grindhouse as it played in theaters because it would have spoiled Planet Terror if it came first.
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#286506 - 11/15/07 01:42 AM
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#286507 - 11/15/07 09:45 AM
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#286508 - 11/15/07 12:41 PM
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I draw a distinction between movies that are technically inept and lowbudget, but possess a certain folksy b-movie charm ( ie. the old AIP classics or anything by Corman )... and movies that are just insipid, spiritless crap.
I recently had to sit through Father of the Bride II , and it was excrutiating. When did Steve Martin turn from a comic genius into an uninspired hack?
Worst movies ever have to include every recent, uncalled-for, remake of a classic, every animal flick [ ie Beethoven, Airbud, etc ], and every movie with Martin Lawrence.
I'm pre-nominating "No Country For Old Men" for best movie of the year. The Coen Bros look like they've made another masterpiece.
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#286510 - 11/16/07 12:45 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
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horrible older movies shouldnt even be allowed to get nominated, any worst movie ever has to be running on premium cable or getting heavy rotation on fx
new nominee
the lake house, HAVE never watched it, but i can only imagine,, also encore east is running Instinct starring cuba and hopkins, its very rare youll see a movie get less then 2 stars this one apparently accomplished it, tread lightly and lets see, im now gonna remote control to pick the next movie that is horrible this will now happen in real time, k see heres the problrm, i got bikini roundup running on cinemax hd, brick playing on hbo which is flat out spectacular, some inside the nfl which is great for fade material, i can't really complain, YET chain reaction with keanu is on encore right now, and i remember seeing that in like 6th grade so i have a soft spot, bottom line worst thing on tv right now is probably the paul walker movie and whatever rerun they have on the food network, thank me for this later you geezers.
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