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#286444 - 11/09/07 02:58 PM Today I am a Kurt Lockwood Sex Partner
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	I feel so dirty. Just horrible about it actually. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#286445 - 11/09/07 03:33 PM Re: Today I am a Kurt Lockwood Sex Partner
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Did he mark you with a "Choo Choo" tattoo? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#286446 - 11/09/07 03:51 PM Re: Today I am a Kurt Lockwood Sex Partner
Kingfish Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 07/28/07 Posts: 1134 Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...	I am stuck under the sobriquet of Wankus until I post my way out of it. I feel like I am wearing a big dunce cap in the corner of the school room and snorting chalk dust thinking it might be as good as meth. _________________________ "I'm a minor character in my own story", Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People
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#286447 - 11/09/07 03:58 PM Re: Today I am a Kurt Lockwood Sex Partner
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	I don't ever remember being "Wankus". I think those names/ranks/whatever-the-fuck-they-are changed. Honestly I don't really remember what they were ... I think there was a KSEX DJ rank there before ... _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#286448 - 11/09/07 03:58 PM Re: Today I am a Kurt Lockwood Sex Partner
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	I suggest self-loathing and pushups.
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#286449 - 11/09/07 07:54 PM Re: Today I am a Kurt Lockwood Sex Partner
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Quote: I don't ever remember being "Wankus". Perhaps you don't recall each post in your hall of fame career because you make 200 of them a day. Just sayin' _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#286450 - 11/09/07 08:20 PM Re: Today I am a Kurt Lockwood Sex Partner
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	Quote: Today I am a Kurt Lockwood Sex Partner. AKA Jack Lawrence, James Jennifer James or English porn manfag Wayne-Scott Fox.
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#286451 - 11/09/07 09:46 PM Re: Today I am a Kurt Lockwood Sex Partner
BIFF™ Sex Slave Trader Registered: 11/14/04 Posts: 1460 Loc: Down there	Quote: I don't ever remember being "Wankus". Quote: Perhaps you don't recall each post in your hall of fame career because you make 200 of them a day. Just sayin' On point, grizz. _________________________ I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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#286452 - 11/09/07 10:11 PM Re: Today I am a Kurt Lockwood Sex Partner
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	I remember this phase just like it was yesterday... {flashback shimmer effect} http://tinyurl.com/2t9xnq {shimmer effect, return to present} _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#286453 - 11/09/07 10:22 PM Re: Today I am a Kurt Lockwood Sex Partner
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	200 posts a day or not, I don't remember being a "Wankus", though I do remember being a "KSEX DJ" which indirectly could mean I was a "Wankus" ... BUT, "to the best of my recollection," I was never specifically designated a "Wankus". _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#286454 - 11/09/07 11:55 PM Re: Today I am a Kurt Lockwood Sex Partner
That's what she said Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/30/07 Posts: 210	Quote: I suggest self-loathing and pushups. That's what she said.
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#286455 - 11/10/07 02:11 AM Re: Today I am a Kurt Lockwood Sex Partner
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Quote: I remember this phase just like it was yesterday... {flashback shimmer effect} http://tinyurl.com/2t9xnq {shimmer effect, return to present} Congratulations are not what I'm looking for, Gunker. Just a way to deal with the shame of having Lockwood's name over my 'ass' for the next 200 posts.. I don't regularly check the FAQ. I thought the the Lockwood sex partner thing started at 1000, not 900. I didn't have time to prepare myself for this. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#286456 - 11/10/07 09:57 AM Re: Today I am a Kurt Lockwood Sex Partner
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	heh heh, i am now a sex slave trader _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#286457 - 11/10/07 10:11 AM Re: Today I am a Kurt Lockwood Sex Partner
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Quote: heh heh, i am now a sex slave trader Enslave me. Enslave the hell outta me. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#286458 - 11/10/07 11:16 AM Re: Today I am a Kurt Lockwood Sex Partner
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	Quote: Quote: heh heh, i am now a sex slave trader Enslave me. Enslave the hell outta me. i'll need to get some dominatrix tips from ceara. i prefer to be on the receiving end of the _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#286459 - 11/10/07 01:37 PM Re: Today I am a Kurt Lockwood Sex Partner
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	even better _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#286460 - 11/10/07 03:09 PM Re: Today I am a Kurt Lockwood Sex Partner
Oliver Cramwell Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 07/17/06 Posts: 57	Quote: That's what she said. Is that the best you can do, or are you content to be a has been? Faggot.
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#286461 - 11/10/07 04:30 PM Re: Today I am a Kurt Lockwood Sex Partner
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Oliver!!!! Where've you been, man? _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#286462 - 11/10/07 07:25 PM Re: Today I am a Kurt Lockwood Sex Partner
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	Quote: Oliver!!!! Where've you been, man? Lurking on MySpace under the douchebag nickname "TheHornySlayer" aka DouchebagPhlogiston, the anal laboratorist who cuts himself when anyone violates the 1-mile "Gigi Clitoris" airspace limit.
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#286463 - 11/10/07 07:49 PM Re: Today I am a Kurt Lockwood Sex Partner
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: who cuts himself when anyone violates the 1-mile "Gigi Clitoris" airspace limit. He's got a look a mess then ... _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#286464 - 11/10/07 08:01 PM Re: Today I am a Kurt Lockwood Sex Partner
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	_________________________
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#286465 - 11/10/07 08:05 PM Re: Today I am a Kurt Lockwood Sex Partner
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Quote: Quote: Oliver!!!! Where've you been, man? Lurking on MySpace under the douchebag nickname "TheHornySlayer" aka DouchebagPhlogiston, the anal laboratorist who cuts himself when anyone violates the 1-mile "Gigi Clitoris" airspace limit. Phlog?!?! _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#286466 - 11/11/07 12:01 AM Re: Today I am a Kurt Lockwood Sex Partner
Oliver Cramwell Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 07/17/06 Posts: 57	No, just a patriot.
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#286467 - 11/11/07 05:03 AM Re: Today I am a Kurt Lockwood Sex Partner
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Quote: Dammit elab, that almost gave me a stroke. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#286468 - 11/13/07 08:39 AM Re: Today I am a Kurt Lockwood Sex Partner
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: 200 posts a day or not, I don't remember being a "Wankus", though I do remember being a "KSEX DJ" which indirectly could mean I was a "Wankus" ... BUT, "to the best of my recollection," I was never specifically designated a "Wankus". This post made me laugh out loud. Im sure NOBODY wants to remember being a Wankus, not even Wankus. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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