B and me on IM with his permission.

Bornyo: I've given up on rollerderby pornwhores
[AVAILABLE] Says TonyC: " Oooo, I'm Bornyo, I'm Bornyo! I have a Johnny Cash picture in my avitar. I'm from the South. I know about guns and hunting and dogs and fishing and burbon. I'm Bornyo.I'm Bornyo. I'm kinda of busy these days with my job and my kids (I...
Bornyo: if i was extremely wealthy as well as bored I might throwa couple hundred grand at the concept to see what happened though
Bornyo: it has sex, speed and violence. The formula for success
lindseylowhand: Sunny lane's mom could make the costumes
Bornyo: you'd have to be the whore wrangler
Bornyo: "Gia Jordan: League Commissioner"
Bornyo: you'd have to settle disputes and decide if title changes were sanctioned or not
lindseylowhand: Getting them out of bed would be my job
Bornyo: and rule on unapproved use of foreign objects as well as levy fines for rules violations such as hair pulling and tit-punching
lindseylowhand: If clear, plastic heels can be stolen from sets, god knows what in-line skates would do
Bornyo: definitely!!! on TV and radio it would be the stuff I said, but the reality is you'd wake em up and make sure they showed up with their skates on
lindseylowhand: Yeah, no tripping the opposing team by throwing lube on the rink
Bornyo: its an entertaining concept
lindseylowhand: I'd have to use the pxp mobile. I aint dirtying up my ride
lindseylowhand: I want our team's colors to be pink and green, k?
Bornyo: oh we have to have two teams
Bornyo: like the globetrotters and the senators or whoever they are
lindseylowhand: The other can be brown and baby blue.
lindseylowhand: Would the globetrotters have to do ir?
Bornyo: maybe we get two of those mercedes package vans that are so cool now when outfitted as a bus
lindseylowhand: Great idea
Bornyo: not right off from the start
Bornyo: the ir comes later i guess
Bornyo: i wonder if xxxbit would coach the other team
lindseylowhand: I want gianna on our team. She's got roller derby spirit
lindseylowhand: Xxxbit is ideal. Who'd coach our team?
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Bornyo: hmmm tough call
Bornyo: i think kami andrews would be good at it.
lindseylowhand: Hmmmm
Bornyo: maybe give kami the "bad girls" and xbit the good girls
Bornyo: god kami is made for that sort of soap opera
Bornyo: she would be hilarious at it
Bornyo: I'm open to suggestions though
Bornyo: maybe we could stage karen stagliano as the owner/manager of the bad team and she could try to posture and yell and wear furs and stuff
lindseylowhand: I want monkey doing our advertsing and having a presence. So, nix on kami, but she can be on the team.
Bornyo: haha
Bornyo: maybe we could pull monkey in for this
lindseylowhand: Monks can travel with us like kinkaid in the partridge family. But wait, wasn't he the mgr?
Bornyo: kinkaid was the manager
Bornyo: but with two teams you need two managers
lindseylowhand: I'd have our team on strict diet and excercise regimens- Christian xxx territory.
Bornyo: monkey could be the promoter
lindseylowhand: Yesss
lindseylowhand: Lets just have cxxx be our coach
Bornyo: he'd show up early and do the radio promos with a few select whores in each city
Bornyo: that would work
lindseylowhand: Make sure the whores are coherant
lindseylowhand: I want our team making special appearences on The Hills and Gossip Girl
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lindseylowhand: K. Holly can shoot the calender. We need a calender
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Bornyo: she can shoot all the stills
Bornyo: as commissioner, you cant shoot in public
Bornyo: but you could shoot all the bts stuff we'd sell to ppv and on dvd
Bornyo: the racy stuff "Too Hot for TV"
lindseylowhand: We'd hire a gfy-er to get those deals

With the Screen Writers Guild on strike, they'll throw anything on TV right now. Your window is open, seize it!

What happened to Tony Cumstick anyway?

i want in. i was fifth in the nation in rollerskating dance in '85 and '87. please please pretty please.

You're in, Gigi! Btw, did you guys know that Sunny Lane and Dana DeArmond knew each other from rollerskating competitions in Florida when they were kids? True stuff.

i'll try to find some skating pictures. btw, first time i touched a naked penis i was wearing rollerskates

oh, and i thought sunny lane was an ice skater?

She was, but she was into rollerskating for a bit. Also, Sunny's mom made the outfits for Tales From the Crack/Evil Angel; hence suggesting she make our team's outfits- with someone else designing them of course. It scares me to know these things. Gigi, what's your opinion on catsuits with a long, front zipper?

this thread has wheels.

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btw, i just had my ukrainian mother-in-law's pierogies for dinner. i have never tasted such heaven. i'm sure only skeeter's ejaculate tastes sweeter.

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What if you get your mother-in-law to make a dozen or so "to go" and have Skeeter eat the pierogies before your DNA snack. That should make his jizz even sweeter.

And, wouldn't your mother-in-law be surprised what good use you put her pierogies to!!!

No roller derby league is complete without this guy. Too bad we got to dig him up.

Who has more obviously bad take-off aliases: porn or roller derby?

The roller girls have Annie Chokeley, Chipper Gore, and Sandra Day O'Clobber.

The whores have Veri Knotty, Spontaneous Xtacy, and Erik Everhard.

No. Our porn whores will just use their porn whore names and Gigi will be Gigi. Willie, will you be our accountant and hook our team up with the finest of med/dental insurance? Gigi, we're pink and green.

Yes, and in a series of Jeffrey Fastow-esque financial gymnastics, I will structure the ownership of the business throgh a series of Swiss corporations and Panamanian interlocking directorates, so in the eyes of the SEC, the leagus is co-owned by Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern.

I also need a three-letter stock symbol for the initial public offering.

PRD or XRD?

This is too on the nose: XXX

Lemme guess...think rollerball, only there isnt a "ball" but a glowing Dildo that each team, when on offense tries to shove in an ass that is positioned somewhere along the rink. Sure would give Lockwood a permanent career as said ass...

If I can have George Steinbrenner-like control over this thing, I might spring a few bucks...

NIce!!!




I've seen several good teen flicks that start with cute innocent teens like you entering a similar motel room ...

Man, oh man, oh man!

That picture made my day. Gigi you're the best.

i haven't made someone's day in, well, like ever, so i'm putting a couple more up. then i'll quit whoring out my preteen vag.



edited to crop my partner out of the pic.

I have hesitated from responding to any of Gigi's posts for some time but at this point, resistance is futile. Those pix are irresistible. Every time I think I make it out, you suck me back in, evil woman

I am soooo rubbing one out to this picture later.





Are you certain that there is no favour I can do for your family that can be paid back with a blowjob?

if you can rub one out to that much seafoam-green eyeshadow, grizz, i'm deeply concerned for you.

I wonder if today's Gigi went back in time (using Doc Brown's DeLorean) and told teen Gigi what a horny ass freak she was going to become, I wonder how teen Gigi would react?

Indeed Kingfish, your humanitarian side shines through, but I fear that even at this young age our GiGi was disappearing bars of soap up her 5 hole.

edit... girls that skate

I wonder if Phlogiston is lurking on this thread?

Holy LEGS!!!!!! Nice pics Gigi, the 80's were a helluva time for fashion, but you make it look real good.

i still have that dress. my daughter is wearing it to school for her michelle kwan project.

apparently, they are making "xanadu" into a musical. i gots dibbs on a non-sex role in the inevitable porn production of "xanaldu". i want gia to make a comeback for this one.

the mint green one is history. still have the turquoise one, though.

hehe
rollerderby rules
one of the girls at work is in the pikes peak derby dames
i like her shes hot

I have a friend who's a mascot for one of the female roller derby teams.
He's a rather rolly-polly dude who skates around dressed as Cupid. (diapers, angel wings, small gold bow & arrow).

Actually rather funny to watch when he gets into battles with the other mascots.

In my world... your friend would either be the toughest
fucker I know, or have an exit wound the size of Belladonnas
asshole, self-inflicted type, in the back of his skull.

Just sayin..

you did?
thank you
my party was fun

love, pretty