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#285979 - 11/07/07 10:46 AM Classic Taryn Thomas quote
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From her blog:

"Granite I still have some weight to lose."

Granite? Addressing the residents of New Hampshire maybe?

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#285980 - 11/07/07 10:57 AM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
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Yeah. Marriott sent her up there to campaign for Mitt Romney.

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#285981 - 11/07/07 11:01 AM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas jondra
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Omfg. Best jondra since jondra. I think she's addressing the marble/tile contractors.
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#285982 - 11/07/07 02:52 PM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas jondra
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Omfg. Best jondra since jondra. I think she's addressing the marble/tile contractors.


LOL you beat me to it, that was perfect Gia.

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#285983 - 11/07/07 08:04 PM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas jondra
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#285984 - 11/07/07 08:12 PM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
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that's awesome
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#285985 - 11/07/07 11:59 PM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
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granite, I don't know taryn personally, but she seems like a descent girl and she always performed in my favorite jondra of porn, oh though her weight is an issue I think a short sabbatical in Spane will spell all her problems.
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#285986 - 11/08/07 12:21 AM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
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I love illiterate whores. I wish there was one who speaks in malaprops. My avatar Kingfish was famous for his malaprops, that is why he is my hero. He always spoke with authority and he was always wrong.
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#285987 - 11/08/07 12:42 AM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
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is malaprops an actual word? i thought malapropism was the correct grammar? i need to check on this.
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#285988 - 11/08/07 12:59 AM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
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is malaprops an actual word? i thought malapropism was the correct grammar? i need to check on this.



You are correct former school teacher, the proper term is malapropism. Thanks for pointing that out, I would be embarrassed if I said the wrong one someplace where it actually mattered.
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#285989 - 11/08/07 01:11 AM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
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The other day i was with some chick and she was texting someone back and fourth, pauses, looks up and asks me "what the fuck is a foe?"

..i pulled my dick out and jacked off on her leg, i was so turned on.

from a myspace msg from of porn's finest:
"i was exited last nite"
LOL. YES!

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#285990 - 11/08/07 08:02 AM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
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is malaprops an actual word? i thought malapropism was the correct grammar? i need to check on this.




Extra credit:

The word derives from the name of a character, Mrs. Malaprop, in an 18th century British play by Sheridan.

A person's name which gives rise to a "thing" is an eponym. An analagous situation will be that years from now, if a man shoves a quart-bottle of milk up his ass, it will be known as "Lockwooding", after the eponymous Kurt Lockwood.
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#285991 - 11/08/07 04:44 PM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
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malaprop is a suitable substitute for malapropism
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#285992 - 11/08/07 05:03 PM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
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No, it's not. But malaprop is a zenman for malapropism, "zenman" being the zenmanism for "zenmanism".

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#285993 - 11/08/07 05:53 PM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
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Thank goodness that's been cleared up.
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#285994 - 11/08/07 07:03 PM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
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The OED indicates malaprop is not a word. Them fellas at Oxford ain't dumb, so I gotta go with them on this one.
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#285995 - 11/08/07 07:27 PM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
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I looked it up in the Random House Unabridged after I posted, and it says Zen's right and I'm wrong. Also, I looked up malaprop in The King's English and the Fowler brothers used it, so it's approved for British speakers.

The problem with the Oxford is that they do these massive main editions periodically, and then they issue smaller dictionaries that contain the words they missed in the big edition. So you have to check the big Oxford plus any relevant small Oxfords.

I just reread that last sentence and it sounds like I'm talking about shoes.

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#285996 - 11/08/07 08:09 PM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
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from a myspace msg from of porn's finest:
"i was exited last nite"




Yeah, they have to exit the girl before they can go to the pop shot, unless it's an internal. But one way or the other, they have to exit eventually. My penis wants permanent resident status, but so far, it's only been able to get a tourist visa.

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#285997 - 11/09/07 06:17 AM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
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The OED indicates malaprop is not a word. Them fellas at Oxford ain't dumb, so I gotta go with them on this one.




What does Oxford know, I bet they don't have jondra listed either.
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#285998 - 11/09/07 07:49 AM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
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I love Taryn Thomas..She's such a good little whore


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#285999 - 11/09/07 08:13 PM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
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I love Taryn Thomas..She's such a good little whore








Someone call the russians in Hollywood. I will pay 5K to have that fucking guys arm cut off simply for the ridiculous tats...wtf??? GET A FUCKING CLUE with the body art people...one or two intelligent, tasteful tats with meaning or what-the-fuck-ever are acceptable (usually). But jesus christ what the hell is the Crown/Budweiser logo ripoff about???


Taryn looks like she is on her crystal-light diet here...kinda hot actually. AT least she is more or less ridiculous-tat-free.
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#286000 - 11/09/07 09:43 PM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
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Quote:

From her blog:

"Granite I still have some weight to lose."

Granite? Addressing the residents of New Hampshire maybe?




I guess we know why she didn't follow in her mother's footsteps by going to medical school.
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#286001 - 11/10/07 06:57 AM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
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Quote:

From her blog:

"Granite I still have some weight to lose."

Granite? Addressing the residents of New Hampshire maybe?




Maybe she wants to be a rock star.
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#286002 - 11/10/07 08:56 AM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
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Quote:

Quote:

From her blog:

"Granite I still have some weight to lose."

Granite? Addressing the residents of New Hampshire maybe?




Maybe she wants to be a rock star.




That it!! Of quartz!!

:rimshotbanana:
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#286003 - 11/10/07 09:21 AM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

From her blog:

"Granite I still have some weight to lose."

Granite? Addressing the residents of New Hampshire maybe?




Maybe she wants to be a rock star.




That it!! Of quartz!!

:rimshotbanana:


i just peed my pants. thanks aLOT!
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#286004 - 11/10/07 09:21 PM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
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Does that tat on the underside of his left arm actually read: 2 GOOD ?

Really fuckin' douchey.
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