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#285979 - 11/07/07 10:46 AM Classic Taryn Thomas quote
soxfan1011 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 10/14/04 Posts: 150	From her blog: "Granite I still have some weight to lose." Granite? Addressing the residents of New Hampshire maybe?
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#285980 - 11/07/07 10:57 AM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
Anonymous Unregistered	Yeah. Marriott sent her up there to campaign for Mitt Romney.
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#285981 - 11/07/07 11:01 AM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas jondra
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Omfg. Best jondra since jondra. I think she's addressing the marble/tile contractors. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#285982 - 11/07/07 02:52 PM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas jondra
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Quote: Omfg. Best jondra since jondra. I think she's addressing the marble/tile contractors. LOL you beat me to it, that was perfect Gia.
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#285983 - 11/07/07 08:04 PM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas jondra
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	more on mondegreens _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#285984 - 11/07/07 08:12 PM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	that's awesome _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#285985 - 11/07/07 11:59 PM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	granite, I don't know taryn personally, but she seems like a descent girl and she always performed in my favorite jondra of porn, oh though her weight is an issue I think a short sabbatical in Spane will spell all her problems. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#285986 - 11/08/07 12:21 AM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
Kingfish Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 07/28/07 Posts: 1134 Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...	I love illiterate whores. I wish there was one who speaks in malaprops. My avatar Kingfish was famous for his malaprops, that is why he is my hero. He always spoke with authority and he was always wrong. _________________________ "I'm a minor character in my own story", Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People
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#285987 - 11/08/07 12:42 AM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
christianxxx Pervert Registered: 07/05/05 Posts: 2134 Loc: Los Angeles, CA	is malaprops an actual word? i thought malapropism was the correct grammar? i need to check on this. _________________________ My Clips 4 Sale Store
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#285988 - 11/08/07 12:59 AM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
Kingfish Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 07/28/07 Posts: 1134 Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...	Quote: is malaprops an actual word? i thought malapropism was the correct grammar? i need to check on this. You are correct former school teacher, the proper term is malapropism. Thanks for pointing that out, I would be embarrassed if I said the wrong one someplace where it actually mattered. _________________________ "I'm a minor character in my own story", Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People
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#285989 - 11/08/07 01:11 AM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
Monstar Porn Jesus Registered: 03/28/04 Posts: 4450 Loc: The Planet Houston	The other day i was with some chick and she was texting someone back and fourth, pauses, looks up and asks me "what the fuck is a foe?" ..i pulled my dick out and jacked off on her leg, i was so turned on. from a myspace msg from of porn's finest: "i was exited last nite" LOL. YES! _________________________ ContactPornStars.com TheStarFactoryEnt.com
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#285990 - 11/08/07 08:02 AM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Quote: is malaprops an actual word? i thought malapropism was the correct grammar? i need to check on this. Extra credit: The word derives from the name of a character, Mrs. Malaprop, in an 18th century British play by Sheridan. A person's name which gives rise to a "thing" is an eponym. An analagous situation will be that years from now, if a man shoves a quart-bottle of milk up his ass, it will be known as "Lockwooding", after the eponymous Kurt Lockwood. _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#285991 - 11/08/07 04:44 PM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	malaprop is a suitable substitute for malapropism _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#285992 - 11/08/07 05:03 PM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
Fireplug Fan Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 08/09/07 Posts: 52	No, it's not. But malaprop is a zenman for malapropism, "zenman" being the zenmanism for "zenmanism".
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#285993 - 11/08/07 05:53 PM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Thank goodness that's been cleared up. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#285994 - 11/08/07 07:03 PM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
NitneLiun Registered Sex Offender Registered: 07/09/06 Posts: 2362 Loc: St. Louis	The OED indicates malaprop is not a word. Them fellas at Oxford ain't dumb, so I gotta go with them on this one. _________________________ "Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."
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#285995 - 11/08/07 07:27 PM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
Fireplug Fan Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 08/09/07 Posts: 52	I looked it up in the Random House Unabridged after I posted, and it says Zen's right and I'm wrong. Also, I looked up malaprop in The King's English and the Fowler brothers used it, so it's approved for British speakers. The problem with the Oxford is that they do these massive main editions periodically, and then they issue smaller dictionaries that contain the words they missed in the big edition. So you have to check the big Oxford plus any relevant small Oxfords. I just reread that last sentence and it sounds like I'm talking about shoes.
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#285996 - 11/08/07 08:09 PM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
Fireplug Fan Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 08/09/07 Posts: 52	Quote: from a myspace msg from of porn's finest: "i was exited last nite" Yeah, they have to exit the girl before they can go to the pop shot, unless it's an internal. But one way or the other, they have to exit eventually. My penis wants permanent resident status, but so far, it's only been able to get a tourist visa. Anybody remember Firesign Theater? Testlicle's Deviant to Fudd's First Law: What goes in must come out. The physicists of San Fernando Valley have devoted their careers to providing experimental proof of this.
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#285997 - 11/09/07 06:17 AM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Quote: The OED indicates malaprop is not a word. Them fellas at Oxford ain't dumb, so I gotta go with them on this one. What does Oxford know, I bet they don't have jondra listed either. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#285998 - 11/09/07 07:49 AM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
gonzo420 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/02/05 Posts: 458 Loc: the ATL	I love Taryn Thomas..She's such a good little whore _________________________ "mmmmm.. nuthin says lovin like...eating babies!!!"-Sierra Sinn
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#285999 - 11/09/07 08:13 PM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: I love Taryn Thomas..She's such a good little whore Someone call the russians in Hollywood. I will pay 5K to have that fucking guys arm cut off simply for the ridiculous tats...wtf??? GET A FUCKING CLUE with the body art people...one or two intelligent, tasteful tats with meaning or what-the-fuck-ever are acceptable (usually). But jesus christ what the hell is the Crown/Budweiser logo ripoff about??? Taryn looks like she is on her crystal-light diet here...kinda hot actually. AT least she is more or less ridiculous-tat-free. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#286000 - 11/09/07 09:43 PM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: From her blog: "Granite I still have some weight to lose." Granite? Addressing the residents of New Hampshire maybe? I guess we know why she didn't follow in her mother's footsteps by going to medical school. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#286001 - 11/10/07 06:57 AM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Quote: From her blog: "Granite I still have some weight to lose." Granite? Addressing the residents of New Hampshire maybe? Maybe she wants to be a rock star. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#286002 - 11/10/07 08:56 AM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Quote: From her blog: "Granite I still have some weight to lose." Granite? Addressing the residents of New Hampshire maybe? Maybe she wants to be a rock star. That it!! Of quartz!! :rimshotbanana: _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#286003 - 11/10/07 09:21 AM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	Quote: Quote: Quote: From her blog: "Granite I still have some weight to lose." Granite? Addressing the residents of New Hampshire maybe? Maybe she wants to be a rock star. That it!! Of quartz!! :rimshotbanana: i just peed my pants. thanks aLOT! _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#286004 - 11/10/07 09:21 PM Re: Classic Taryn Thomas quote
Spunko Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 08/04/06 Posts: 1155 Loc: U.S. Outpost 31	Quote: Does that tat on the underside of his left arm actually read: 2 GOOD ? Really fuckin' douchey. _________________________ I know you gentlemen have been through a lot,and when you find the time...I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter tied to this fucking couch!
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