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#285900 - 11/06/07 11:54 AM
my awesome office
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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because people are worried for me, i have total freedom to have as many huge monitors on my desk as possible. Then I have Jacob Lawrence's migration series with black people ironing and doing other things, all depicted with freakishly dark skin.
I got bored and bought the cheaper Bang and put it on my wall which may be pushing the limits of executive systems, but it's damn near art. When I arrive early or stay late, I make sure to play "lies" or some ketamine-d out kompakt shit to confuse my co-workers who've never met james taylor when he's at the chilmark store off his meds and protesting soap.
Oh, I randomly left to buy a rotary hammer at the home depot, it's huge and instantly provokes wariness because I don't know how to use it and it looks like it could destory a hummer in a few hours. What does this tool do, I was bored and it was on sale and looked really manly and destructive?
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#285901 - 11/06/07 12:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Sounds awesome, j. Please pxp your office for us.
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#285902 - 11/06/07 12:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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A rotary hammer drill? You can take out pretty much any wall in your office building you so desire.
Although I'd start with weakening concrete floor joists of those offices occupied by people you don't like. It'd be rude not to.
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#285903 - 11/06/07 12:31 PM
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Registered: 04/21/04
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because people are worried for me, i have total freedom to have as many huge monitors on my desk as possible. Then I have Jacob Lawrence's migration series with black people ironing and doing other things, all depicted with freakishly dark skin.
I got bored and bought the cheaper Bang and put it on my wall which may be pushing the limits of executive systems, but it's damn near art. When I arrive early or stay late, I make sure to play "lies" or some ketamine-d out kompakt shit to confuse my co-workers who've never met james taylor when he's at the chilmark store off his meds and protesting soap.
Oh, I randomly left to buy a rotary hammer at the home depot, it's huge and instantly provokes wariness because I don't know how to use it and it looks like it could destory a hummer in a few hours. What does this tool do, I was bored and it was on sale and looked really manly and destructive?
James dont get any lotion on the floor of your office. It sound real exquisite.
p.s do you have a clipboard with real important documents?
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#285906 - 11/06/07 04:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Holly,think Patrick Batemans nailgun...
Plus a few years.
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#285907 - 11/06/07 04:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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ok, i work for a place where the decorum is oppressive at times then went to rehab and got rehired because I was good at what I did when I was only mildly-fucked up.
People are concerned so I just keep putting the entire migration series in huge proportions. Then I have like a monitor in every corner i turn to larger than 30" and the stereo on my wall is fucking gorgeous and outrageously expensive despite lacking true audiophile cred. if i brought 500lbs of krell and levinson in and wilson watts they'd say something.
anyhow, i bought a very dangerous looking thing hitachi makes i have NO IDEA what it does but it's large and menacing. so i brought it into the office. eyebrows. raised.
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#285910 - 11/06/07 09:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
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it looks pretty, good stuff needs it's own a/c unless you're a tube fag. bryston monoblocks kind of could fit under a desk....
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#285911 - 11/12/07 08:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Is there enough room in your office for a wood chipper? I was just thinking it could focus underlings' attention during meetings.
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#285912 - 11/12/07 12:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I have a small table with some meeting chairs in the corner, technically I could do it, practically, I would have some 'splaining to do to for quite some time to some people without the appropriate sense of humor. I like my office, it's commensurate with a position that gets their first real private office so it's not much more than lots of deskspace and a small place to sit down face to face.
What other cool tools are there that I don't need but look manly and serious? I've already got the standard Milwaukee Li-Ion kit and a few corded things like a ROS and a wormdrive I'm terrified to even use.
I've got time and disposable income(time, not so much until the end of the quarter) and I feel like I should build something all craftsmanlike or cut a car in half. Those of you with superior knowledge and skillsets please suggest something cooler than a birdhouse but less ambitious than a new roof. Also, my garage-size dictates good dust-collection and as much low-footprint and shelvable things as possible.
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#285913 - 11/12/07 01:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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You need a table saw. Not for your office but for your garage. Lowes has a decent 10inch saw with stand, table extensions and dust collector for 139.00. That's ridiculously cheap. It's not the best saw on the market but for casual use it would be fine. Here it is. A router and a router table are hella fun too.
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#285916 - 11/13/07 02:45 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i ran over my husband's compound miter box thingy with my minivan. he was so not pleased. 
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#285917 - 11/13/07 04:15 PM
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
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accidentally, on purpose, or "accidentally" on purpose?
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#285918 - 11/13/07 04:26 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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accidentally, on purpose, or "accidentally" on purpose?
totally on accident. ran over his foot once, too. i really shouldn't be allowed to drive.
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#285919 - 11/13/07 07:53 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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#285920 - 11/14/07 08:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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I don't really understand anything you said here, but for some reason it still strikes me as funny.
It's pure creative genius, Holly.
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#285921 - 11/16/07 12:08 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
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so nobodys heard of linn?
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