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because people are worried for me, i have total freedom to have as many huge monitors on my desk as possible. Then I have Jacob Lawrence's migration series with black people ironing and doing other things, all depicted with freakishly dark skin.

I got bored and bought the cheaper Bang and put it on my wall which may be pushing the limits of executive systems, but it's damn near art. When I arrive early or stay late, I make sure to play "lies" or some ketamine-d out kompakt shit to confuse my co-workers who've never met james taylor when he's at the chilmark store off his meds and protesting soap.

Oh, I randomly left to buy a rotary hammer at the home depot, it's huge and instantly provokes wariness because I don't know how to use it and it looks like it could destory a hummer in a few hours. What does this tool do, I was bored and it was on sale and looked really manly and destructive?




I don't really understand anything you said here, but for some reason it still strikes me as funny.
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