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#285778 - 11/05/07 11:51 AM Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 11/19
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Brandon Iron Productions to Release She’s Half My Age
First release under new distribution deal with JM hits the street November 19th!
November 5, 2007



Chatsworth, CA – When JM Productions announced last month that it added veteran porn star turned pornographer Brandon Iron to its impressive distribution lineup, porn fans everywhere reacted with joy, praise, and eager anticipation. Finally, America’s favorite sex addict would once again be producing new DVDs, and they’d be distributed to the masses by their favorite perverts at JM. And today, JM Productions would like to announce to the world that Brandon Iron Productions’ first new release under the new deal, She’s Half My Age, will be available on DVD for your viewing pleasure November 19th.

True porn aficionados know that no adult director/producer delivers more value to the end user than Brandon Iron. And, Brandon’s commitment to quality and amazing bang-for-the-buck porn continues and is fully evident in the three hours of amazing teen footage contained in She’s Half My Age. The release boasts seven scenes featuring poor decision makers Faye Valentine, Stephanie Cane, Kelly Skylar, Jaelyn Fox, Chavon Taylor, Paige Love, Priscilla Mila, and Cassidy Essence getting fucked by degenerates old enough to be their dads.

To Brandon, providing this level of stroke value to the fans is in his nature. “The fact of the matter is that even if I wasn’t making porn I’d still have a $9,000 a month blowjob habit,” admits Iron candidly, “But, since I am a pornographer, after I get blown by these girls I convince them to fuck creepy older guys for a few extra bucks. I feel it’s my duty to cram as much of this footage on my DVDs as is humanly possible. The fans deserve to live vicariously through my cock.”

In addition to Brandon’s freakishly large cock, the title also features those of some of porn’s most dysfunctional degenerates, including Dick Nasty and Jake Malone, and Chris Charming taking full advantage of impressionable young girls who were naïve enough to be conned into getting in front of Irons’ lens.

“For me, this new deal is really a win-win situation,” adds Iron, “The fans win because they get to great porn featuring teenage girls guzzling sperm. And, I win because JM Productions will actually pay me for having sex with them. Life is good.”

She’s Half My Age hits the streets on November 19th and Brandon’s fans can expect volume two in December. Distributors can order the DVD now by contacting JM at (800)550-3659. For more information or to acquire your copy please visit Jerkoffzone.com on the web!


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#285779 - 11/05/07 12:25 PM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 11/19
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And, I win because JM Productions will actually pay me for having sex with them




When I first read this I was wondering who at JM Productions Brandon was getting paid to have sex with...

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#285780 - 11/05/07 12:34 PM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 11/19
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And, I win because JM Productions will actually pay me for having sex with them




When I first read this I was wondering who at JM Productions Brandon was getting paid to have sex with...




that would be tony malice

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#285781 - 11/06/07 06:07 PM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 1
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Hmm...given the title, and most of the male cast, the girls would be somewhere in their early 30's?

I guess this title applies to about 90% of the porn out on the market.

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#285782 - 11/06/07 09:14 PM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 1
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The girls are all half the age the guys...or less. The age range is roughly 18 to 23 for the ladies. I know Priscilla Milan was the youngest at 18.

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#285783 - 11/06/07 09:27 PM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 1
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JonWestFan is trying to say that all he sees in porn these days are old-ass geezer guys. Brandon, what guys are in the movie or is it just pov/you?
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#285784 - 11/07/07 12:19 AM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 1
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Maybe John West Fan means that we would like the guys to be a lot older - maybe you could dye their hair grey and they could wear makeup to make them look as aged as possible

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#285785 - 11/07/07 12:37 AM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 1
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They should just hang out with Wankus. They'll look old and weathered in a week.

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#285786 - 11/07/07 03:49 AM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 1
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JonWestFan is trying to say that all he sees in porn these days are old-ass geezer guys. Brandon, what guys are in the movie or is it just pov/you?




Exactly! The problem with this type of vid is that it now gives old farts like Dick Nasty and Herschel Savage another reason to NOT retire!!


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#285787 - 11/07/07 11:35 AM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 11/19
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Here's my take on this,One reason I don't buy porn anymore is cause I got tire of seeing Randy spears fucking some young chick,then Herchel Savage,who's old as the hills comes out of retirement and these porn producers are actually giving him work.There should be a federal law that saids Ron Jeremy shpould never be allow to take his clothes off.Then you got guys like Dick Nasty,Dave Cummings and Mike Horner still making videos.Enough Already!

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#285788 - 11/11/07 05:57 PM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 11/19
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The guys in the movie are: Jake Malone, Joe Blow, Claudio Meloni, Johnny Fender, Chris Charming, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, and me. The guys range in age from 37 to 50-something. I saved Dick Nasty for a special guest appearance in volume 2. Like a fine wine, he needed to properly age just a bit more before being ready to take on 2 lovely teens.

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#285789 - 11/23/07 02:23 AM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 11/19
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Hey brandon call it like it really is. Just title it She Gets Paid Half Her Rate.

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#285790 - 11/23/07 11:01 AM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 11/19
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Most of the girls are on layaway actually. Others chose to accept payment in other forms.


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#285791 - 11/23/07 12:22 PM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 11/19
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i have to admit, i don't know why you guys give brandon so much crap. herp or no herp, he is freaking hilarious.
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#285792 - 11/23/07 01:38 PM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 11/19
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Quick bit of trivia for you....that blue chair belongs to Ginger Lynn. I am a huge fan of hers and knowing that her butt has sat in that chair made me want to smell it...repeatedly.

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#285793 - 11/23/07 07:28 PM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 1
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Quick bit of trivia for you....that blue chair belongs to Ginger Lynn.




Fatman bait!

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#285794 - 11/23/07 09:53 PM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 1
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Tan lines on buttocks....bring back the 80s NOW!!

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#285795 - 11/24/07 05:37 PM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 1
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i heard you can shoot her in a scene for the low low price of 5 grand. or something near there. splurge a bit brandon.
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#285796 - 11/24/07 10:52 PM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 1
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I can only afford to rent her home for a few hours. Now if you'd like a couple of gently used toilet seats and a bag of newly-relocated trash containing various and sundry personal items (including hair from a brush, plastic tampon applicators, makeup sponges, and a Qtip with one unused side), e-mail me. I was going to use the items towards building a life-size Ginger mannequin but it's not going well. DNA cloning my ass! Science has let me down again...

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#285797 - 11/26/07 07:43 AM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 11/19
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Most of the girls are on layaway actually. Others chose to accept payment in other forms.





Who is this cute little girl?? HOT!!
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#285798 - 11/26/07 12:07 PM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 11/19
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She's Missy Stone with Adult Faces. 19.

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#285799 - 11/26/07 07:15 PM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 1
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That dude is a creep.
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#285800 - 11/27/07 08:25 AM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 1
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That dude is a creep.




so is Brandon.
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#285801 - 11/27/07 06:53 PM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 1
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Guilty.

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#285802 - 11/27/07 10:27 PM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 1
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Guilty.




Yeah, guilty of making bad pornography, too.

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#285803 - 11/28/07 01:26 AM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 1
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Yet I still continue to make it! What gives! One definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results.

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#285804 - 11/28/07 06:11 AM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 1
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We know why you do it Brandon. You're a sex addict.

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#285805 - 11/28/07 06:44 AM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 1
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You're a sex addict.


you say that like it's a bad thing.
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#285806 - 11/28/07 07:24 AM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 1
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Not bad completely, it’s just a statement of fact. I’m sure being a sex addict is healthier than say, heroine addiction.

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#285807 - 11/28/07 12:58 PM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 1
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Back when I was at Extreme I was addicted to smack so I know how bad it can get. Each day I would be jonesing to smack some girl around for Slap Happy. It was hard when I didn't get a fix. We all have our crosses to bear.

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#285808 - 11/28/07 06:25 PM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 1
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Glad to hear it, smack is one of the hardest things to give up. Did you go to rehab or just exchange addictions, smack for Cialis and Rogaine?

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#285809 - 11/28/07 08:06 PM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 1
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I am not that vain to care about losing my hair, to be honest. I plan on shaving my ass and going for an afro. Here's what I have collected in the past 2 years.


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#285810 - 01/04/08 08:29 PM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 1
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Hate bumping some old ass thread, but got a question for Brandon...

I notice that She's Half My Age was recently added on VideoBox...wondering what the reasoning for was to add it on Videobox little more than a month after it was released. I'm wondering why out of curiosity as its rare they add a newly released title...build publicity for the production company? Good deal to sell the rights to them?

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#285811 - 01/05/08 03:42 AM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 1
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I really didn't put much thought into making the title available to the site. I did some business with them and they were fair to me so I continued to do business. Of course I'm happy if more people see the work but the sooner I break even, the sooner I can shoot the next one.

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#285812 - 01/05/08 05:52 PM Re: Brandon Iron/JM to Release She's Half My Age 1
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I am not that vain to care about losing my hair, to be honest. I plan on shaving my ass and going for an afro. Here's what I have collected in the past 2 years.





That looks like a merkin.

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