Skronker ain't shit as a writer. I've written grocery lists better than his articles and reviews.

The first edition of his Jazz Guide to New York City was barely acceptable to blow ones nose and the second edition of the same book might make good toilet paper if it was printed on better stock.

The cuntsucker's interviews really irk me because of the way he engages his subjects and wins their trust through humor and a feigned interest in their stories.