I forgot to mention the plethora of threads on ADT which want to evaluate the equivalence of some dude's masturbation experience. Shit about which lube to use, which Wonder Bread loaves and/or athletic socks work best for beating off, or which porno dudes are acceptable masturbation material. I'm half in the bag, but let me tell ya:

I. I don't ever ask about another dude's jackoff preferences. First, 99% of most men don't want to hear about someone else's jerkey habit..it's just gross, OK? Ditto with the ADT fanboy who manages to buy a ticket to PSK after a long flight from Charlotte...thanks for posting all that shit.

II. you and I know none of those whores care--they would suck your dick if AC Ream was the almost-last male loser on earth--as long as the check clears.