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#285536 - 11/03/07 09:59 AM
New Shenanigans @ ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Wow, suddenly ADT has another few brief moments of relevance, shitty though they might be. Take a listen:
 It seems that "Hardware" finally hit the deep end Moxie-style and went on a binge of locking & moving threads and editing everyone's quotations. Well, karma's a bitch named Steph over there, and he finally got ousted and had his precious "mod stick" taken away from him. He kept those lemmings in line better than Scipio and bobo-ONE could have done if they quit their jobs and pied-pipered the ADT stalker-fan population full-time. I imagine that him editing one of Sasha Grey's eloquent posts was the last straw, after all, she's suuuch a smart whore we couldn't discount anything coming out of her wart-infested shithole.
Getting fired by Stefcunt isn't anything new, of course...as we shall see.
I wanted to comment on Denver Don immediately after he passed, but the time wasn't right--I don't wish anyone to die in a car wreck. Don was another tyrant wannabe. In hindsight, I can almost see his tutelage of Hardware as Willie Mays was to Barry Bonds. But in the fucked-up world of Drew Black, internet security is less important than Kylie Ireland forgetting her password, and having someone around to find it in a simple Excel file. So Don didn't have the latest firewall, and someone targeted him...I imagine that could have happened to anyone. But Drew, being the ultimate pussy that he is, threw Don out without so much as an explanation. In the "Memorial" thread, people were still wondering why he left. Why? Because, although Don had been around that palce for years, Drew treated him like a piece of sacrificial shit. I've heard that Don took this incident as a "wake-up" call of sorts, to move beyond ADT, and I respect that--Peace Out.
Two other comments to make here:
(i) it came to my attention that certain ADT posters were sent e-mail messages from Steffiebitch, threatening them with a lifetime ban if they posted in the "Don Memorial." Good God, how low can you get...soon they'll just be editing anything & everything.
(ii) I want to let all of you know this: if I die in a car accident, no one is going to send out any e-mail messages to you. I heap big enjoy this haven of degeneracy, but do you really think I want my family or friends to know that I can type a phrase like "wart-infested shithole?" I mean, seriously.
What good is a porn review site without pictures? I know the Tyrannic Duo are trying to sell ADT; she admitted so much. But why does anyone want to read a bunch of porno reviews with no visual depictions of the action? Men are visually-oriented animals anyway, when was the last time a man been caught reading a Harlequin romance novel? I realize they banned the pictures because they are too cheap to insure themselves against the risk. That's not good enbough for me. I'm overthinking this, but when I read how much bojo-One enjoyed wacking to a scene of rug-chewers Aaralyn Barra and Cindy Crawford, I don't get a picture of two whores in a 69--I get a picture of a middle-aged Safeway employee alone at 4:42 a.m. in a dark apartment with one hand on the remote...and...ermmm 
XPT -->   <-- ADT
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#285537 - 11/03/07 10:08 AM
Re: New Shenanigans @ ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Hardware sucked.  Steph is to ugly and stupid to even warrant a thought.  btw, I enjoy Den of CAVR's reviews and there are no pics. Of course, pics would add to the reviews.
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#285539 - 11/04/07 08:36 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#285540 - 11/04/07 09:27 PM
Re: New Shenanigans @ ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Cruxifixio Jones is the best reviewer (second is Skronker) on ADT. CJ knows he has to be point-on with conveying what's happening in the film BECAUSE ADT doesn't have pics/ screen grabs. He delivers his opinion eventually, but with a comfortable detatchment, so it's more about you envisioning the girls instead of imagining him whacking off to the girls.
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#285543 - 11/05/07 02:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Why would anyone in their right mind want to buy ADT? Does anyone have accurate sell thru figures for those guys?
I imagine Willie could do a preeeety interesting financial breakdown. Bwahahaha!
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#285545 - 11/05/07 05:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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How much do you think they make on that site, no jokey answers.
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#285546 - 11/06/07 07:33 PM
Re: New Shenanigans @ ADT
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
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That's a very kind thing to say. I'm always flattered when someone enjoys what I do. Thank you.
But I'm a fan of Skronker more than myself. When I read something Skronker writes, I get angry but in a good way. He inspires me in a way that when I see something he penned I go, "I wish I had said that" or "I was thinking that but didn't put it quite that well."
And there's still ALOT of people out there who do that for me in many different arenas. I'm just striving to get better, man. Thanks again.
I like what you do. I like your avatar, too.
Hey Willie, I thought ADT could have pictures in reviews now? To be honest, I haven't paid much attention though.
Hardware clipped one of my quotes. I went ballistic and cussed him out in that thread in a way that I thought would likely get me banned. That entire (dare I say, awesome?) post disappeared within 2 minutes, and Hardware disappeared with it.
Edited by threesomebody (11/06/07 07:36 PM)
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#285547 - 11/06/07 08:21 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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Quote:
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That's a very kind thing to say. I'm always flattered when someone enjoys what I do. Thank you.
But I'm a fan of Skronker more than myself. When I read something Skronker writes, I get angry but in a good way. He inspires me in a way that when I see something he penned I go, "I wish I had said that" or "I was thinking that but didn't put it quite that well."
And there's still ALOT of people out there who do that for me in many different arenas. I'm just striving to get better, man. Thanks again.
I like what you do. I like your avatar, too.
Hey Willie, I thought ADT could have pictures in reviews now? To be honest, I haven't paid much attention though.
Hardware clipped one of my quotes. I went ballistic and cussed him out in that thread in a way that I thought would likely get me banned. That entire (dare I say, awesome?) post disappeared within 2 minutes, and Hardware disappeared with it.
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#285548 - 11/06/07 08:50 PM
Re: New Shenanigans @ ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Does Hardware still do that [/puts modstick down] thing?
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#285549 - 11/06/07 10:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
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Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Hardware's gone. I think Astroknight came up with the /modhat thing
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#285551 - 11/07/07 10:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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What happened? What did I miss?
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#285552 - 11/07/07 10:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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I like Ultradamno, he does a superb job keeping the pop culture section up to date. Other than him- i don't even know who the mods are over there. I have given up on that site, for the most part other than the pop culture section.
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#285553 - 11/07/07 09:25 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/22/06
Posts: 126
Loc: Maryland
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I like what you do. I like your avatar, too.
This, from the lady whose avatar is something of messageboard legend.
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#285555 - 11/07/07 11:50 PM
Re: New Shenanigans @ ADT
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Not at all, el g. Seriously.
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#285557 - 11/08/07 07:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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But I'm a fan of Skronker more than myself. When I read something Skronker writes, I get angry but in a good way. He inspires me in a way that when I see something he penned I go, "I wish I had said that" or "I was thinking that but didn't put it quite that well."
Skronker is a writer by trade, there's no shame in being a lesser person to someone who does it professionally.
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#285558 - 11/08/07 10:43 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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#285559 - 11/09/07 12:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Skronker ain't shit as a writer. I've written grocery lists better than his articles and reviews. The first edition of his Jazz Guide to New York City was barely acceptable to blow ones nose and the second edition of the same book might make good toilet paper if it was printed on better stock. The cuntsucker's interviews really irk me because of the way he engages his subjects and wins their trust through humor and a feigned interest in their stories.
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#285561 - 11/09/07 01:35 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/18/07
Posts: 318
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Within the first two minutes and a half of an interview Skronker did with male performer Denis Marti another use of urine is mentioned. Photographers should really watch out.
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#285562 - 11/10/07 11:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Skronker ain't shit as a writer. I've written grocery lists better than his articles and reviews.
Interviews aside, he still makes a living at it, I presume. I imagine more than Luke Ford is capable of for his digital Xeroxing skills.
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