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#285445 - 11/02/07 08:29 PM
Chub Chub IS Still Chub Chub...And Them Some
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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OK, we started with this Chub Chub:
And wound up with this Chub Chub:
Seriously, aside from makeup, what has been accomplished here?
arms: still linebacker-ish
lips: inflated
muffin-top: mos def
legs: arboreal
caboose: there are no new shots of the backside, when every other whore seems to have a few...
Whores, let Willie impart some advice: when you're 24 years old and the arc of your sex-worker career has gone from Hooter Girl to porn whore, to cosmetic tradeshow stalker, to prostitute and then back to "hole wide open" whore...and you're still only 24 years old...you need to consider an alternate life, possibly in a convent. When you're 24 and you have crow's eyes and you look like Vernand Morency from behind...it's time to reassess.
BTW, what in the hell does LA Direct's "availability" for Bachelor Parties mean? Is that nothing more than a disguised attempt to say the whores are available for privates?
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#285446 - 11/02/07 08:53 PM
Re: Chub Chub IS Still Chub Chub...And Them Some
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
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wow...I think she looks hot in the modeling picture.....could she slim down maybe a bit....like 10lbs at most....
but if I woke up and she was in the bed in between me and my man....I would definitely not kick her out of bed
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#285447 - 11/02/07 08:56 PM
Re: Chub Chub IS Still Chub Chub...And Them Some
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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OK, we started with this Chub Chub:
And wound up with this Chub Chub:
Seriously, aside from makeup, what has been accomplished here?
arms: still linebacker-ish
lips: inflated
muffin-top: mos def
legs: arboreal
caboose: there are no new shots of the backside, when every other whore seems to have a few...
Whores, let Willie impart some advice: when you're 24 years old and the arc of your sex-worker career has gone from Hooter Girl to porn whore, to cosmetic tradeshow stalker, to prostitute and then back to "hole wide open" whore...and you're still only 24 years old...you need to consider an alternate life, possibly in a convent. When you're 24 and you have crow's eyes and you look like Vernand Morency from behind...it's time to reassess.
BTW, what in the hell does LA Direct's "availability" for Bachelor Parties mean? Is that nothing more than a disguised attempt to say the whores are available for privates?
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#285448 - 11/02/07 10:20 PM
Re: Chub Chub IS Still Chub Chub...And Them Some
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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taryn chub  chub thomas she's getting implants 
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#285450 - 11/02/07 11:08 PM
Re: Chub Chub IS Still Chub Chub...And Them Some
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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All italian whores are this way. They hit mid late 20s and their waistline expands like an atomic explosion.
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#285451 - 11/03/07 12:13 AM
Re: Chub Chub IS Still Chub Chub...And Them Some
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Pervert
Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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I dunno. I think she reminds me of Shanna McCullough.
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#285453 - 11/03/07 01:45 AM
Re: Chub Chub IS Still Chub Chub...And Them Some
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/01/07
Posts: 135
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veronica, please post high resolution pics of your gaping anus. thanks.
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#285454 - 11/03/07 03:43 AM
Re: Chub Chub IS Still Chub Chub...And Them Some
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Except for the fact that it is indeed Taryn "Stealth E. Coli Culture" Thomas, I find this body and the body type to be completely acceptable, and kind of attractive, if the girl has the right Face and most importantly, Attitude and personality. Modestly heavy girls (or ones who think they are a few pounds overweight) tend to be enthusastic cock suckers, and a pleasant combination of Nasty, Raunchy, Sweet and loving in the sack. Skinny chicks are typically more blah-zay but make up for it by being pliable. But I like a chick to finish her plate if I have gone to the trouble to cook for her....I want to fucking choke chicks who take two bites, rush to the bathroom, barf it up and then come back and say "I'm full" or "I dont feel so good." Makes me think they have a "Better finish your plate young lady or you will be spanked/get no dessert/not be allowed to suck my dick tonight"-type fetish.
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#285455 - 11/03/07 08:10 AM
Re: Chub Chub IS Still Chub Chub...And Them Some
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i want to beat the 3-month old baby from her womb with a san andreas bar(google for the non-home despot addicts/contractors)
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#285456 - 11/03/07 04:34 PM
Re: Chub Chub IS Still Chub Chub...And Them Some
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she's getting implants
King, she's been "getting implants" for over a year now. It's like Burg dying for the past three years, or Hyman Roth having the same heart attack for the last 20. Nobody expects it to happen anymore.
I hope she does get them, though, so she can complete her self-ruination. I hope she has Frankenstein scars and Pisa-esque lopsidedness. Then I hope she gets knocked up by that needle-dicked fanboy from ADT so we can send jamesn over with a full toolbox. 
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#285461 - 11/04/07 02:36 PM
Re: Chub Chub IS Still Chub Chub...And Them Some
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
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Willie, will you post naked pictures of yourself for all of us to judge? Sure, she fucks for a living and therefore holds her looks up to scrutiny, but give the girl a break. Meth really fucks up metabolism. Taryn, if you're reading this, just get liposuction. PM me and I'm happy to recommend surgeons 
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#285462 - 11/04/07 03:24 PM
Re: Chub Chub IS Still Chub Chub...And Them Some
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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wow...I think she looks hot in the modeling picture.....could she slim down maybe a bit....like 10lbs at most....
but if I woke up and she was in the bed in between me and my man....I would definitely not kick her out of bed
I agree with you 100%, I think she looks great, she definitely looks much better than before and what's wrong with her legs Willie?
WOW you guys are tough, shes got some meat on her bones, she still looks great to me, but I guess your taste is of the Hailey Young body?  
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#285463 - 11/04/07 03:58 PM
Re: Chub Chub IS Still Chub Chub...And Them Some
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Willie, will you post naked pictures of yourself for all of us to judge?
willie is not a porn whore, he don't need to do that
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#285467 - 12/18/07 11:06 PM
Re: Chub Chub IS Still Chub Chub...And Them Some
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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So I am on the plane right now to Philly. I woke up late. Missed my effing flight. And had to get on the later flight. This was the first time I have ever missed a flight. Well there is a first time for every thing you know. Let's just say it was a very LONG weekend I don't want to venture into family problems now. But I've ben helping my sister detox for about the last 2 weeks now. She is only 19 and I couldn't stand to see her throw her away life anymore. Unfortunately looks like she'll happen to go into impatient if she is not well after this next week when I return. But o well I least I tried. So onto happier things.
I got a i pod touch 16g from someone very dear to me. I think I am totally falling for him to. Only thing that sucks is he is married and will remain married until his kids are grown up. Which I totally resecpt. Plus give us more time to see if things would actually work between us. So far things are going very well. Expect sometimes he is very emotional. But so am I lol. But he treats me like a princess and does everything he possibly can for me. Whisch is amazing and I love it. Plus when I have some problems he is there to talk me threw them. : ) Happiness at it's best.
There is so much jondra up in this shit I'm subscribing to Rosetta Stone.
*bold type is my emphasis
is that britney?
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#285470 - 12/19/07 03:54 PM
Re: Chub Chub IS Still Chub Chub...And Them Some
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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If the whore is so hot why does she resort to writing her own reviews?
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#285471 - 12/19/07 04:29 PM
Re: Chub Chub IS Still Chub Chub...And Them Some
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
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If the whore is so hot why does she resort to writing her own reviews?
Give Taryn credit. If it were written by her, the john would be talking about what a grate time they had granite the money spent.
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