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OK, we started with this Chub Chub:





And wound up with this Chub Chub:



Seriously, aside from makeup, what has been accomplished here?

arms: still linebacker-ish
lips: inflated
muffin-top: mos def
legs: arboreal
caboose: there are no new shots of the backside, when every other whore seems to have a few...

Whores, let Willie impart some advice: when you're 24 years old and the arc of your sex-worker career has gone from Hooter Girl to porn whore, to cosmetic tradeshow stalker, to prostitute and then back to "hole wide open" whore...and you're still only 24 years old...you need to consider an alternate life, possibly in a convent. When you're 24 and you have crow's eyes and you look like Vernand Morency from behind...it's time to reassess.

BTW, what in the hell does LA Direct's "availability" for Bachelor Parties mean? Is that nothing more than a disguised attempt to say the whores are available for privates?

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