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#285397 - 11/02/07 07:21 AM My "ATMs"
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	"Automatic Turd Machines" Life is full of irony, how can such cute lovable creatures dump the biggest smelliest turds imaginable? I have my oldest niece researching how to make dogs shit less disgusting. She said she wants to be a vet.... Attachments 275094-Picture051.jpg (3 downloads) _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#285398 - 11/02/07 09:33 AM Re: My "ATMs"
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Feed them high quality dry dog food, like Science Diet. You feed them less, and they process more of it. No kidding it works.
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#285399 - 11/02/07 03:19 PM Re: My "ATMs"
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	As Bornyo said science diets are the way to go and offer graduated stages of nutrients as your pooch grows. My uncle used to have two poodles and he made his own dogfood in a crock pot from cheap goat cuts, onions, carrots and vitamins the vet had recommended to him. He swore by it and never had to clean up messy shit again. Brewer's yeast will help prevent fleas, too. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#285400 - 11/02/07 06:45 PM Re: My "ATMs"
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Feed them high quality dry dog food, like Science Diet. You feed them less, and they process more of it. No kidding it works. Ha! Thanks B....little niece found something too about adding a minced slice of Apple to their wet dog food .... the male (Duke) seems to only want to eat the little female's (Duchess) smaller sized chunks of food (I give them two different types of Dog Food...Duke gets food with chunks the size of Super balls, Duchess eats little Jelly bean sized meat. I will be soon turning care and control over to the oldest Niece who turns 10 this Christmas. My little sister (aka Mom) is thrilled at the prospect of her house possibly being strewn with canine rectal land mines. The dogs are trained of course, but during winter, when the temp gets below freezing, and snow covers the ground well past their meager height, the urge to go outside to take a dump leaves both Dog and master....I used to try and synchronize their bowels with when my maid would be at my house (daytime from 9 am to 6 pm, except Sundays) She was Honduran though and apparently belonged to a cult that Worships Iguanas and Bats and regards dogs as either superfluous creations or just plain evil. I think she planned on eating them before I fired her for hiding my "hidden" booze .... bitch. Attachments 275196-Picture053.jpg (2 downloads) _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#285401 - 11/02/07 10:11 PM Re: My "ATMs"
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	burg, I refuse to believe these are your dogs. even paris hilton is embarrassed by these mini's. you need to rock a dog that can pull the sled through a snow bank like a clydesdale. a bull mastiff or a great dane or even a rhodesian ridgeback that's what I'm talking about. :st. bernard enables drunky: _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#285402 - 11/02/07 10:52 PM Re: My "ATMs"
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Quote: you need to rock a dog that can pull the sled through a snow bank like a clydesdale. a bull mastiff or a great dane or even a rhodesian ridgeback that's what I'm talking about. Anything that big will miss one too many meals due to bender-neglect and then eat Da Burg while he's passed out on the floor.
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#285403 - 11/03/07 12:13 AM Re: My "ATMs"
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Seriously, Burg. The whore purse dogs? That needs to go. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#285404 - 11/03/07 02:00 AM Re: My "ATMs"
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Seriously, Burg. The whore purse dogs? That needs to go. Fine, send me your addy and Duchess will be there to have Monday's brunch with you. I dont think she'll be satisfied with red Bull and an Enema though. AS I mentioned, they will be moving to a nice new home with hyperactive kids to play with them, lock them in cupboards and yank their ears and tails and feed them all kinds of shit they are not supposed to eat. Duke is NOT a whore purse dog....you cant see it from the picture(s) but he is almost 2-1/2 feet long and nearly a foot wide...he is a waddling, furry Cinder Block. Weighs a good 20 pounds too. Duke was originally one of my cousin's dogs. When they moved away in 2005 I took him in ... when I came back a few months ago Duchess had also moved into the house, having been orphaned when my Aunt croaked...she needed someplace to stay and Duke needed company. I have a heart goddamn it... You guys and Gia are just disappointed and pissed this thread had nothing to do with some type of Ass-to-Mouth escapade I had with a whore.... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#285405 - 11/03/07 05:07 AM Re: My "ATMs"
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Burg, as Head of Security, I recommend the following addition to the Canine Unit of Club Burglar Security, The Argentine Dogo, which ironically is going to be my next dog anyway. Attachments 275299-Argentine_Dogo_02.jpg (3 downloads) _________________________
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#285406 - 11/03/07 08:36 AM Re: My "ATMs"
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: he is a waddling, furry Cinder Block. Weighs a good 20 pounds too. So it's not a purse dog. It's the size of a large cat. That's still not much of a dog. I see no value in small dogs. George David Clyde weighs 20+ lbs. btw, Clyde's shit doesn't stink at all, but his pee does. [He eats the Kirkland food from Costco, mostly]. And, I for one was happy that this thread wasn't about Ass-To-Mouth. Nothing involving scat is erotic [to me, at least]. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#285407 - 11/03/07 10:21 AM Re: My "ATMs"
XXXbit Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/12/07 Posts: 367 Loc: WI	Quote: Feed them high quality dry dog food, like Science Diet. You feed them less, and they process more of it. No kidding it works. Science Diet made my dog shit more....when he was on that stuff he couldn't even last one day when I was at work without shitting in the house....... I put in on Eukeneuba and things were better.......then i got tired of feeding him $30 dog food....did some research and found Diamond Reduced Fat......for $11 a bag....he shits less and can now hold it for anywhere from 9-10 hours _________________________ " I have a like a 5 second rule for cum-- if it's been ejaculated from the penis and laying around somewhere for more than 5 seconds, I'm not touching it. I like my cum hot and fresh. " ......Holly Randall
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#285408 - 11/03/07 10:41 AM Re: My "ATMs"
XXXbit Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/12/07 Posts: 367 Loc: WI	hey small dogs are great.....when you clean their shit out the yard...any shit that is as big as my own needs to clean up after themselves..... small dog shit equals the size of baby shit....not quite as disgusting.... and mine likes snow Attachments 275349-magoo snowy.jpg (3 downloads) Edited by XXXbit (11/03/07 10:48 AM) _________________________ " I have a like a 5 second rule for cum-- if it's been ejaculated from the penis and laying around somewhere for more than 5 seconds, I'm not touching it. I like my cum hot and fresh. " ......Holly Randall
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