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Who is this loser? Can I have his email address? He was clearly born to pay my bills.



It's Vanessa Del Rio's Illegitimate White Bastard Son...He inherited her Clit.

OMG, the theme song from the Dark Brothers "Deep Inside Vanessa Del Rio" is in my head now.
James, if you are out there....1989, Harvard/Yale game....Instead of Going to it, 7 or 8 of us in Quincy House had a "Vanessa Del Rio Saturday Afternoon Tribute Keg Party". I wheeled myself over to The Garage and rented this Porno from an Indian (Dots, not feathers) working that video store that used to be there, next to the Spanish/Mexican Food place with the rice and beans that came with a Hazmat MDS. That was the only place to get Mexican Food back then in the Square unless you wanted to wait 6 hours standing in line at The Border Cafe. Also, the Indian Lady was the only Video Store with semi-discreet Porn Section. All the other places had their porn section BASICALLY out in the open for some stupid fucking reason...Signs would say Adults Only, but there were no walls or boundaries or anything. [peewee's playhouse] I always expected Alan Dershowitz to see me scoping the Porn section and dropping me his business card "Just in case..." [/peewee's whorehouse]


Inside...Vanessa...DEL RIO!
Yes its Inside....Vanessa...DEL RIO!

Bring A raincoat...
Bring A Flashlight....
Wear Golashes.....
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Are you gonna eat that?