It just occurred to me, while watching yet another The 100 Scariest Movies of All Time Halloween special, that porn is superior to horror movies in that it's REAL. Whereas everything in horror movies is fake. That possessed chick's head didn't just do a 360. It was all special effects. But yeah, that porn chick did just take 50 loads to the kisser or two dicks in her asshole or pussy at once. Porn. Keepin' it real, people.
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"I can relate to Larry Craig. Like the good senator from Idaho, I am not gay, but I do like, on occasion, to prowl airport men's rooms for a little hot man-on-man action. Again, that doesn't make me gay." -Jamesn