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#285093 - 10/31/07 08:04 PM
XPT Corrections & Retractions
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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I wanted to follow up with some corrections of previous material...as I think over things, a retraction of two may come out also.  I wrote earlier that Hailey Fivehead Young was paid in meth for her work at Tunacan Studios. I've been told that she was paid in maryjane, and she is technically a Xanax addict, not a meth addict. Big Maryjane addict. So far, she has offered to allow Derek VonBenEnglishHay to broker the destruction of her micro-bunghole, but there have been no takers. Apparently Brandon doesn't have enough scratch for that sex act. Speaking of Brandon Irons, I have confirmed his HPV-positive status. As soon as I figure out how to convert a PDF into a JPEG, I will post it here, with real names, etc....removed...but you'll know, trust me. We gave Veronica Jett props for her first bitch-slapping of a stuntdick (Kurt Lackwood) last week. I forgot she delivered a similar beatdown to limppimp TJ Cummings earlier this year, so congrats on your second stuntdick slapdown. I said I purchased LukeIsBack.vom(it). This was incorrect. I wanted to help Luke with his longstanding desire to reclaim his old lukeford.com website. I've repeatedly offered the services of a college friend who is a trademark attorney, and who would reclaim his good name for free (well, I had to throw in my autographed copy of High Plains Drifter). Imagine Luke, my attorney Sean, and me vs. Corncob Fayner and Jizzmop S***e (self edit) Seems Luke wanted cash over respect. That said, I think all of us at XPT look forward to meeting the new LiB writer and cajoling him into taking poor photos of the porn population for our fun and amusement. NewLuke... Mahalo...say hi on AIM: xptwillie. In XPT-centric news: I did confirm that William Hyde did in fact have one of his posts deleted by someone (confidential). Basically, this is the problem: Hyde dropped a post on XPT about how wonderful a certain whore was, including a link to her personal MySpace site. There was too much personal information included in the post and the link, so it was removed. Hyde has had stalker tendencies before, first with Hillary Scott then with Sierra Sinn. So this is probably not big news at this point. I would like to apologize to Fatman for my loudmouth response to him over the weekend. Fatty, you know we appreciate your stuff here, but for God's sake man, 100 posts in a day? Kurt Lockwood thinks that's excessive. Seriously, with that kind of zest, channel it into some film reviews or something, that's what I'm going to start doing again. Olive branch. Don't get me started on the Kobe Bryant trade rumors. 
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#285094 - 10/31/07 08:24 PM
Re: XPT Corrections & Retractions
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Olive branch accepted.  It was the first bad weather weekend here. I just stayed inside and couldn't motivate to work on my "book" - for which a chapter was due. I was likely posting between every football play and WS pitch while I watched the tube. Sorry.  I pledge to watch my posting.
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#285095 - 10/31/07 08:38 PM
Re: XPT Corrections & Retractions
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Porn Jesus
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#285097 - 10/31/07 11:02 PM
Re: XPT Corrections & Retractions
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Oh, forgot, new correction = fagbag elab = queerbait. GNN!
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#285098 - 11/01/07 12:57 AM
Re: XPT Corrections & Retractions
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Registered: 02/04/05
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I want to state that at any time in the past that I might have declared "shennanigans", I was wrong to do so, and I hope that any such agents of anarchy might return to freely wreak havoc upon this place so long as they don't suck as much as bad_bad or frankiepornmagician or fatman. Thank you.
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#285099 - 11/01/07 07:37 AM
Re: XPT Corrections & Retractions
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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This is spam and you are STRONGLY advised not to reply to this or any other posting by "drpornz". Please continue to observe this ostracism until notice of his banning or a marked increase in willingness to participate in threads instead of starting ones appropriate for PMs. Feeding him or giving him the attention he craves will cause him to feel comfortable and rip open your trashbags at night-let him learn that he's very boring by himself. Thank you, Grip Johnson.
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#285103 - 11/06/07 04:12 AM
Re: XPT Corrections & Retractions
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
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#285104 - 11/06/07 04:19 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
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Wait... I'm in the cage. This one might survive! I'm counting on you Conky!
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#285105 - 11/06/07 09:20 AM
Re: XPT Corrections & Retractions
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Quote:
*soon to be deleted by JRV*
Could very well be, but ask yourself...and you already know the answer to this...would she rather have Uncle Tod deleting your drivel, or have you stalk her unchecked?
Why not just back off and find another whore to stalk? You're like a porn deerfly: you find one whore to stalk, then they brush you off, so you find another one...etc...etc... 
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#285106 - 11/06/07 12:34 PM
Re: XPT Corrections & Retractions
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
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Quote:
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*soon to be deleted by JRV*
Could very well be, but ask yourself...and you already know the answer to this...would she rather have Uncle Tod deleting your drivel, or have you stalk her unchecked?
Why not just back off and find another whore to stalk? You're like a porn deerfly: you find one whore to stalk, then they brush you off, so you find another one...etc...etc...
xptwillie: Hi Sierra!
sierrasinn: Hey
xptwillie: what's up ninja?
sierrasinn: Nuthin
xptwillie: sorry about the tom brady joke, but it was funnt
xptwillie: *funny
sierrasinn: I don't know what ur talkin about
xptwillie: never mind, just to make a funny followup to that whole
palona thing, I intoned that you were carrying tom brady's love child
(the third one), and that the scandal was mainly that you were a
steelers fan, not a pats fan. never mind
sierrasinn: Ok
sierrasinn: I don't go on anymore
xptwillie: c'mon, have some fun.
xptwillie:  we like sierra
sierrasinn: Nah I quit
sierrasinn: Too many lies
sierrasinn: I don't need that
xptwillie: ok, well, you know you have at least one supporter there (me). let me know if you want to make a wave there
sierrasinn: Haha hill told me what they said about her
sierrasinn: Haahhaa well leah
xptwillie: well, what they said about Hill was true (she had a yeast
infection when she went to the photog)
sierrasinn: O well
sierrasinn: F it
xptwillie: I like Hill, she is a grea whore
sierrasinn: She rawks
sierrasinn: I love her my bff
sierrasinn: Leah is a cunt
sierrasinn: She will get hers already has
xptwillie: Sierra is a cool whore too , just relax, they took a shot
because they liked you.
sierrasinn: Her life sux
sierrasinn: O well I don't really care
xptwillie: haven't you ever had a nickname you hated? chances are it
came from some of your best friends
sierrasinn: Just not gonna subject myself to negativity
xptwillie: OK, but you know how to get in touch, right?
sierrasinn: Yup
sierrasinn: On here
sierrasinn: I am not worried I am shooting a lot again all weekend
sierrasinn: I am goin back home next week
xptwillie: willie is a sierra sinn fan , you are one funny whore, to your
credit
*soon to be deleted by Willie*
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#285107 - 11/06/07 04:07 PM
Re: XPT Corrections & Retractions
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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I knew you'd bite, you little pussy. 99% of the people on XPT knew I struck up a conversation with Sierra Sinn, and she was a decent whore, until she started smoking pounds of dope each day and shitting all over her porn sets. Would you like me to post those again, Heidi...nonetheless:
(takes gloves off)
Folks, I held back and gave Hyde some leeway after you took a shot at another XPT user...so here's the truth...Hyde worked a semi-decent job in Providence, RI before he upped and moved out to San Diego. Upon arriving there, he found out he wasn't as employable as he thought, so he took up residence on his brother's couch for a few months. Hyde claims that, while living generously with his bro, that he stole his bro's girlfriend, which makes Hyde either (i) a complete liar or (ii) the most ungrateful sibling-motherfucker ever.
I'd suggest you check him out on his MySpace site www myspace com/orchard_thief, but the ultimate pussy, fearing himself a target of the truth, has restricted access. Funny, Hyde, are you fearing people will stalk you, the way you stalked Hillary Scott, then Sierra Sinn, now your current target?
Oh, regarding your current favorite stalking target, do you know why the offensive posts have been removed: because she asked us to. She doesn't want you digging into her past. Let's face it...you're obsessed by the private lives of the whores...seriously, get a damned life. You're a complete hypocrite...let me know when you want me to posts the chats I had with Sierra where she was so high on pot and meth she could barely type...your choice.
Oh, and as to your obsession with Padover...scoreboard, bitch...
(puts gloves back on, leans back )
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#285108 - 11/06/07 06:16 PM
Re: XPT Corrections & Retractions
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
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Oh, regarding your current favorite stalking target, do you know why the offensive posts have been removed: because she asked us to. She doesn't want you digging into her past.
There are quite a few other posts related to Gen's personal life that she'd like removed. Mind obliging? When all those posts are deleted, I may regard this excuse as something more than utter bullshit.
And for the record, those posts weren't about Gen... And since Gen never actually saw them herself, I have to assume JRV had his own reasons for deleting them
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Let's face it...you're obsessed by the private lives of the whores...seriously, get a damned life. You're a complete hypocrite...let me know when you want me to posts the chats I had with Sierra where she was so high on pot and meth she could barely type...your choice.
Oh, and as to your obsession with Padover...scoreboard, bitch...
(puts gloves back on, leans back )
I'm not quite sure what this picture is supposed to prove, other than establishing once and for all that you're just another fatass fanboi standing in line for an autograph.
This was actually sent under Gen's other aim screenname, but you probably didn't see her online 'cuz she has your sorry ass blocked:
11/06/07
GenPadova[1:33 P.M.]: Willie needs to shut up. He talks to me like im his next best friend whenever I do end up talking to him. Next time It alk to him and he brings anything up. i'm just gonna straight out ask him to elave me out of everything.
Edited by Conky (11/12/07 08:11 AM)
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#285109 - 11/06/07 06:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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willie and hyde are a readable and endless hissyfit. anything but tritone, they can write like real grownups and really dislike each other. i can't hate hyde for being hyde for blowing me up earlier after a brief exchange with him. willie still is my xpt hero with conky
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#285110 - 11/06/07 07:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Hmm. last time I checked she initiated all the im's I had with her, and yeah, I have 3 or 4 of the id's, so if she wants herself kept off XPT, I'm, fine with that. Perhaps you should stick to that as well. Seriously, what is your obsession with the private lives of these people? Surely there must be other people walking around in sight of you with whom you can have social contact. Obviously you're trying to air your beef with other people here, you just come across as a little butt-hurt preener. Seriously, even Smartt did a better job than that. You rode in here with your snappy collar-popping anime avatar and we beat you up until you changed it. We rode you over your off-board essays you wrote about how much you hated XPT, so you closed your myspace account to the public. And yet you continue to show up and try to pursue an agenda which you know is doomed to fail. I've put myself out there, you hide behind your private myspace blogs and your queer Captain America persona. But by all means, continue to be the douchebag you are, I will enjoy beating you up each and every time you show up. Your new name is SaratogaHyde120. Oh well, it's was fun.
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#285111 - 11/07/07 11:26 AM
Re: XPT Corrections & Retractions
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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Let's face it...you're obsessed by the private lives of the whores...
Where's that kettle and pot picture when you need it?
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#285112 - 11/07/07 11:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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This thread is a good read.
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#285114 - 11/07/07 01:04 PM
Re: XPT Corrections & Retractions
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Well, I contacted the ex-whore in question, and got little more than an "I'm kinda busy now" and a phone number. So at this point, I think the lesson learned is: when you're a fanboy and you want to please your whore, don't start throwing her into a situation she doesn't want to share with the reading public. Also, a big -5 points for including an "Oh, Snap!" picture in your reply. What are you? Fourteen? Twelve? Whew, you just learned me with those mad haX0r skillz. And finally, as to your "Secret Sierra Sinn Chat Archive," here's the one I kept...think of it the next time you're ready to fantasize about making tender love with her. Quote:
(19:44:37) Sierra S: Hahahahahahaaahaha
(19:44:37) willie: i forget who it was, and it must have gross to be there, but it's damn fun reading
(19:45:06) Sierra S: I shit all over flower once but she shit on me once 2
(19:45:34) Sierra S: Hahaha
(19:45:39) willie: =-O what?
(19:46:16) Sierra S: I thought my ass was clean
(19:46:29) Sierra S: And it totally wasnt
(19:46:45) willie: so...she got you back in retaliation?
(19:47:10) Sierra S: No she shit on me first
(19:47:22) willie: so...you got her back in retaliation
(19:47:27) willie: ?
(19:47:50) Sierra S: Then a few weeks later hahaha
(19:47:56) Sierra S: It was funny as hell
(19:48:15) willie: it was just ::drumroll:: shits 'n' giggles, eh?
(19:48:46) Sierra S: Haha
(19:49:11) willie: should i even ask where the respective shit landed?
(19:49:55) Sierra S: Haha on her back and sholder
(19:50:18) Sierra S: A lil in hair
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