Well, I contacted the ex-whore in question, and got little more than an "I'm kinda busy now" and a phone number. So at this point, I think the lesson learned is: when you're a fanboy and you want to please your whore, don't start throwing her into a situation she doesn't want to share with the reading public.

Also, a big -5 points for including an "Oh, Snap!" picture in your reply. What are you? Fourteen? Twelve? Whew, you just learned me with those mad haX0r skillz.

And finally, as to your "Secret Sierra Sinn Chat Archive," here's the one I kept...think of it the next time you're ready to fantasize about making tender love with her.

Quote:

(19:44:37) Sierra S: Hahahahahahaaahaha
(19:44:37) willie: i forget who it was, and it must have gross to be there, but it's damn fun reading
(19:45:06) Sierra S: I shit all over flower once but she shit on me once 2
(19:45:34) Sierra S: Hahaha
(19:45:39) willie: =-O what?
(19:46:16) Sierra S: I thought my ass was clean
(19:46:29) Sierra S: And it totally wasnt
(19:46:45) willie: so...she got you back in retaliation?
(19:47:10) Sierra S: No she shit on me first
(19:47:22) willie: so...you got her back in retaliation
(19:47:27) willie: ?
(19:47:50) Sierra S: Then a few weeks later hahaha
(19:47:56) Sierra S: It was funny as hell
(19:48:15) willie: it was just ::drumroll:: shits 'n' giggles, eh?
(19:48:46) Sierra S: Haha
(19:49:11) willie: should i even ask where the respective shit landed?
(19:49:55) Sierra S: Haha on her back and sholder
(19:50:18) Sierra S: A lil in hair