I wanted to follow up with some corrections of previous material...as I think over things, a retraction of two may come out also.

I wrote earlier that Hailey Fivehead Young was paid in meth for her work at Tunacan Studios. I've been told that she was paid in maryjane, and she is technically a Xanax addict, not a meth addict. Big Maryjane addict. So far, she has offered to allow Derek VonBenEnglishHay to broker the destruction of her micro-bunghole, but there have been no takers. Apparently Brandon doesn't have enough scratch for that sex act.

Speaking of Brandon Irons, I have confirmed his HPV-positive status. As soon as I figure out how to convert a PDF into a JPEG, I will post it here, with real names, etc....removed...but you'll know, trust me.

We gave Veronica Jett props for her first bitch-slapping of a stuntdick (Kurt Lackwood) last week. I forgot she delivered a similar beatdown to limppimp TJ Cummings earlier this year, so congrats on your second stuntdick slapdown.

I said I purchased LukeIsBack.vom(it). This was incorrect. I wanted to help Luke with his longstanding desire to reclaim his old lukeford.com website. I've repeatedly offered the services of a college friend who is a trademark attorney, and who would reclaim his good name for free (well, I had to throw in my autographed copy of High Plains Drifter). Imagine Luke, my attorney Sean, and me vs. Corncob Fayner and Jizzmop S***e (self edit) Seems Luke wanted cash over respect.

That said, I think all of us at XPT look forward to meeting the new LiB writer and cajoling him into taking poor photos of the porn population for our fun and amusement. NewLuke...Mahalo...say hi on AIM: xptwillie.

In XPT-centric news:

I did confirm that William Hyde did in fact have one of his posts deleted by someone (confidential). Basically, this is the problem: Hyde dropped a post on XPT about how wonderful a certain whore was, including a link to her personal MySpace site. There was too much personal information included in the post and the link, so it was removed. Hyde has had stalker tendencies before, first with Hillary Scott then with Sierra Sinn. So this is probably not big news at this point.

I would like to apologize to Fatman for my loudmouth response to him over the weekend. Fatty, you know we appreciate your stuff here, but for God's sake man, 100 posts in a day? Kurt Lockwood thinks that's excessive. Seriously, with that kind of zest, channel it into some film reviews or something, that's what I'm going to start doing again. Olive branch.

Don't get me started on the Kobe Bryant trade rumors.