OHhhhhhh its my third and final year distributing candy to nevadas under edecuated children, i grabbed blow pops and mini snickers yesterday, came home today concerned it wouldnt be enough so i bought a 5th of jack daniels and some mini nestle crisps.

so far

ZERO trick or treaters FUCKING ZERO, this has never happened before, i even went to the store and left the whole bowl of fucking candy outside, MY CONDO UNLOCKED, and 2 hundred dollars cash on the table next to my laptop, i went and bought honey and lemon to make myself hot toddys because my sore throat is now going on 5 days and im miserable, but to reiterate, bowl of candy, no ungrateful children, accidently left house unlocked, and not one of these monsters stole my bowl and or possessions, ridiculous

oh and won 35 playing video blackjack.