I'm passing out candy tonight. This is kind of a big deal because I've never done it before. Growing up a JW I remember Halloween being that special time of year we turned off all the lights in the house and pretended we weren't home when the doorbell rang. Sometimes we'd watch TV but we'd have to turn it off really quickly whenever we heard the sound of children. Anyway, Im not trying to throw a pity party here but I just realized a couple days ago that I live in this apartment complex with lots of families with children and they'll probably be harassing me tonight. I bought hershey's chocolates and recesses and I hope it's enough. Any kid that happens to ring the doorbell of an ex-JW will probably hit the jackpot because they are notorious for passing out WAY too much candy and then running out within an hour. They don't realize everyone else just gives out one piece at a time. Good thing I know better. But I still plan on giving any girl dressed as a princess a couple extra.



There was a time I promised myself I wouldnt use Halloween as an excuse to dress like a whore. Ooops. This wasn't really planned but I got invited to a party last minute and I just put this together. Its compiled with pieces of the REALLY whorish nurse outfit I bought at Fredrick's of Hollywood when I was 17 and the red dress I lost my virginity in at 15.

Happy Halloween, everyone.