Randy Couture won back a UFC title at the age of 44 giving hope to all dudes like myself seeing the twilight of their 30s fading. Clothes make the man, they say, so I am not a short, balding, whore addict when I wear that shirt. I am on the cusp of winning back my title...I just don't remember what it was. Come to think of it, I've never won any title. Shit. Time to start pursuing something.