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#284642 - 10/29/07 03:47 PM Why did God make girls so dumb?
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
First read this, then my next post, it's from LukeIsBack taken from this link: http://www.giirlzinc.com/testimonials.htm

I was approached by a well known agent in LA who promised me the world and I fell for it. So I fly out to LA and spend the next few weeks doing nothing but watching him lay around the house doing nothing. He made it very clear I had to audition for him so he could book me with confidence…

It was "his reputation on the line - not mine" after all… I went along with this the first time hoping that he would keep his end of the agreement. Flash forward a couple weeks. No work. No money. By this point I had had just about enough of this. I ask him if I am ever going to get any bookings. He got very angry. He started shouting.

I think his exact words were "If you don’t like the amount of bookings I’m getting for you, maybe if you stopped bitching and blew me from time to time I would be more motivated to get you more shoots" OK. I may not be the easiest girl to get along with. No way was I going to take that. I pick up the phone and called around. I got Brian on the phone at Giirlzinc.com.

I had spoken to him prior to going to LA but had decided to go with the LA guy. Everything this LA agent was telling me sounded so good. You would have done the same. I tell Brian what’s going on. Of course the agent’s listening outside my door. Now things gets NASTY. It turns into a real scene. I’m getting pushed around, verbally abused and then thrown out of the house.

I’m out in the middle of the street - bags in hand. ZERO money in my pocket. In the middle of LA.

I call Brian back. He calls someone who picked me up, took me to the Burbank Airport and put me on a flight to Fort Lauderdale that they paid for. Brian & Karen were waiting for me at the gate when I got off the plane in Fort Lauderdale.

When it came to booking me, they did an awesome job. They lined up enough shoots so that I wouldn’t have to worry about money for a while. They took me shopping, nails done, out to eat.

It was almost a vacation at times. They just took great care of me. Things were going good. That should have been the end of this story. It’s not.

If I had still been in that LA model house or any other house, I shudder to think how this would have turned out. See, I knew I was walking around with a potentially serious medical problem. I thought it was under control and had stopped progressing. I was trying to hold it together until I got home so I could have MY doctor handle it.

I almost made it.

I had a ectopic-tubal pregnancy. For those of you who know what this is, this is not something you fool with. If left untreated and the fertilized embryo continues to grow inside your fallopian tube, you can burst that tube and between bleeding and shock you can die in a matter of hours.

I was in and out of the hospital twice in the 5 days leading up to this disaster. Warning signs.

Shoots got cancelled, staff dropped everything to drive me to and from the hospital. One staffer stayed in the ER with me until 1am so I would not be alone. Two nights before I’m scheduled to fly home, the worst pain I have ever felt in my entire life kicks in about 3:00AM.

I called Karen, since I couldn’t get up, and she rushed me to the hospital for the 3rd time in 5 days. My fallopian tube had burst and blood was just pouring out into me internally.

The doctors said another hour or two and I would not have made it. I spent the next 3 days in the hospital on IV antibiotics and morphine drip.

The entire Giirlzinc staff came by every day. The girls staying at the house came. They had a friend who is a doctor at another hospital came by to check on me each day and make sure the staff at the hospital was taking the best care of me.

What I am saying is this: They treated me like family, not a disposable asset. After I was released from the hospital, they took me home and took care of me until I was strong enough to get on a plane and fly home. To say they went above and beyond the call of professional courtesy is the understatement of a lifetime.

They saved me from two crisis’s in a little under a 2 weeks.

I can not begin to thank you guys enough. There are just no words.

Love you guys tons!

Autumn Stone


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#284643 - 10/29/07 03:50 PM Re: Why did God make girls so dumb?
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Autumn Stone is a as dumb as rocks.

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#284644 - 10/29/07 03:50 PM Re: Why did God make girls so dumb?
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden

Ok, Autumn, so the agent is a scumbag because he didn't get you any work and wanted you to blow him. But, somehow, these other agents - Brian and Karen - are God's gift to humanity because they were actually good at brokering your body to random scumbags to fuck you for money. In fact, they were so good at it that some of that random seed knocked you up - a pregnancy that you almost died from. And wow, they were amazing, they drove you to the hospital as you were near death with gasoline in their tank paid for by them selling your dignity.

These folks are the salt of the Earth. God bless them!

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#284645 - 10/29/07 03:55 PM Re: Why did God make girls so dumb?
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Quote:


Ok, Autumn, so the agent is a scumbag because he didn't get you any work and wanted you to blow him. But, somehow, these other agents - Brian and Karen - are God's gift to humanity because they were actually good at brokering your body to random scumbags to fuck you for money. In fact, they were so good at it that some of that random seed knocked you up - a pregnancy that you almost died from. And wow, they were amazing, they drove you to the hospital as you were near death with gasoline in their tank paid for by them selling your dignity.

These folks are the salt of the Earth. God bless them!




salt of the earth chuck... salt of the earth!

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#284646 - 10/29/07 04:27 PM Re: Why did God make girls so dumb?
Kingfish Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 07/28/07
Posts: 1134
Loc: The Mystic Knights of the Sea ...
Quote:


And wow, they were amazing, they drove you to the hospital as you were near death with gasoline in their tank paid for by them selling your dignity.

These folks are the salt of the Earth. God bless them!




Chuck, I think Steve Winwood sung it best:

"The percentage you're paying is too high priced
while you're living beyond all your means.
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
from the profit he's made on your dreams."

The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys -- Traffic

God bless all that 70s self-indulgent arena guitar rock; an 11 minute 35 second song that isn't even a rave remix.
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#284647 - 10/31/07 10:04 AM Re: Why did God make girls so dumb?
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I tell you, I don't know what the fuck's happened to porn when you can't get a free cock sucking from a dumb ass whore.
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#284648 - 10/31/07 03:27 PM Re: Why did God make girls so dumb?
KALLA Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 205
what an ungrateful whore.
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#284649 - 11/01/07 09:49 AM Re: Why did God make girls so dumb?
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Hmm, seeing that Eli is down in Florida, too, I guess we can deduce the scumbag agent wasn't him?

Giirlzinc = Cream of the Crop, fellas!
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron

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#284650 - 11/01/07 03:52 PM Re: Why did God make girls so dumb?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Seems that they have Marie McCray, that fire-crotch BI featured recently.



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#284651 - 11/02/07 11:15 PM Re: Why did God make girls so dumb?
Kennedy Winters Offline
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Registered: 10/30/07
Posts: 3
Yeah actualy Girlzinc sent this to me through e-mail because they know I was thinking of coming out to Florida and working for them. I was like: "Are you fucking kidding?" and they would give me her phone number just to see if her story checks out???? How could she not get work in the valley thats insane! It's like-When my aunt found out I was a stripper she wanted to come drag me away and save BECAUSE when she was a fine young lass in the 70's she apparently stripped for a whole month without getting paid and her sleazy manager at the titty bar decided to keep it all. She was saving for a trip to europe boo fricken hoo. She really should have gotten paid each night!!!!

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#284652 - 11/03/07 09:02 AM Re: Why did God make girls so dumb?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Ms. Winters:

You are required to post nude pictures.

Is this you, btw:

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#284653 - 11/03/07 01:49 PM Re: Why did God make girls so dumb?
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Yeah actualy Girlzinc sent this to me through e-mail because they know I was thinking of coming out to Florida and working for them. I was like: "Are you fucking kidding?" and they would give me her phone number just to see if her story checks out???? How could she not get work in the valley thats insane! It's like-When my aunt found out I was a stripper she wanted to come drag me away and save BECAUSE when she was a fine young lass in the 70's she apparently stripped for a whole month without getting paid and her sleazy manager at the titty bar decided to keep it all. She was saving for a trip to europe boo fricken hoo. She really should have gotten paid each night!!!!




Kennedy = very pretty, very whore!

EDIT: Ex-whore? I see you on GSM's model page, but you're not fucking anything but other chicks now?


Edited by jack_schitt (11/03/07 02:05 PM)
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