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So the take home lesson from all this bullshit is book your hookers early, boys.

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Or book her exclusive for the night 2-3 days in advance. oops, guess y'all better save up...



Do you mean pay her extra money in advance so she doesn't see any other clients before you on the day of your "date"? Is she locked in a closet or cage or something or do you just have to trust her at her word? Sounds dubious.




No No No!

First, this is what I meant....assuming you are not pacing your house with a perpetual hardon having watched 4 hours of porn and havent fucked or jacked off in 2 weeks (so a spur-of-the-moment call to a whore is not needed), you look at your schedule and decide that 3 days from now you would like to spend an entire evening (which in escort time units translates to roughly 4, to as many as 8 hours on the clock, with a sleepover and Breakfast optional) with a lovely 5'5", 34-22-32 30-something brunette named Jessica. So you call her and discuss it...you agree on the time she is to be there (early enough to preclude or minimize the chance she will sneak in a quick stop before seeing you...alternatively if she is a Daywalker, book her for Brunch for 4 hours.) And then settle on the price, coming up with a number that takes into consideration what her hourly rate normally is, round it a little downwards to factor in the efficeincy of a 1 person call and just to command her respect, but then make up for it with a gift card to some nice shop or jeweler. Escorts/whores like this because it simplifies their day and removes a lot of stress. PLUS (and here is the clincher): By spending the whole day with you, she will be totally free to get completely blitzed on her substance of choice because she wont have to worry about driving, or even calling a driver and giving him directions, to her next call. This leads to her enjoying the time with YOU more because she can double her booze/percocet/coke/xanax/smack intake, which will probably lead to her staying longer with you without wanting extra bucks. But I still make sure I have a supply of Ghiradelli on hand along with a few Vicodin to supplementaly tip her in such situations.

Bear in mind though, I usually only deal with escorts I know personally and who know me. I NEVER pay in advance becaause I dont have to, besides that is just stupid. What I will do, if I am in fact meeting a chick for the first time, is spring the 300-400 bucks for a casual "Meet" for coffee or to smoke a joint...if we hit it off, then great. If not, it simply was a raunchy, slightly edgier version of "IT'S JUST LUNCH!"

There are no guarantees with whores/escorts, but there are good ones out there. The only recommendations I take for meeting new escorts is from other escorts I know and trust...and I NEVER give info or recommend a escort to another guy, even if the girl asks. I have no clue who the other guy is or might be. If he is Hannibal Lechter, I am on the hook for complicity to murder/serving food without a license. Fuck that.
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