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So the take home lesson from all this bullshit is book your hookers early, boys.

Next.





Or book her exclusive for the night 2-3 days in advance. oops, guess y'all better save up...




I'm sure she'd appreciate the money, but judging by what she's said this chick would still be pissed off you didn't finish in 15 minutes, and think she was doing you a favor if you came more than once.
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"If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan