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Holly: Since you found the French porn guy SO attractive, why not go to Paris. Dress up in the "sluttiest" of your most fashionable "mint condition" cocktail dresses, point yourself at the cutest French guy you can find, and do what Wellington did to Napoleon:

Make a proud Frenchman your bitch!!!



[btw, use condoms. Personally, I think all pretty boy French dudes are "Bi", at best]

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Since my mother is British, she'd never forgive me if I do that.

Seriously though, I'm at a point in my life now where I don't think I can have sex with someone unless I have a deep meaningful connection with them. I know that sounds totally gay, but it's true. I'm prepared to go without for a long time-- it's already been 8 months or so, and before that it was over a year...