Holly: Since you found the French porn guy SO attractive, why not go to Paris. Dress up in the "sluttiest" of your most fashionable "mint condition" cocktail dresses, point yourself at the cutest French guy you can find, and do what Wellington did to Napoleon:

Make a proud Frenchman your bitch!!!








[btw, use condoms. Personally, I think all pretty boy French dudes are "Bi", at best]