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#28403 - 06/09/04 06:51 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I dont see how my reactinf to monkeys shit talk means I was tramatized as a child, but if thast what he needs to think to get through the night... god bless him.

It must hurt to have every one hate you, but you sleep in the bed you make.

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#28404 - 06/09/04 08:14 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

It must hurt to have every one hate you, but you sleep in the bed you make.






The day i start caring what people on a message board think of me, is the day i have my name legally changed to scott fayner savage. It does seem that quiet a few people do like me here though, which is very weird because im quiet an easy person to dislike here.
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#28405 - 06/09/04 09:31 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
sure they do baby

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#28406 - 06/10/04 08:39 AM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
sportswami Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/04/04
Posts: 406
Loc: Boston, MA
Add me to the list that hates the Monkey... he started off py pming me out of nowhere, insults two friends of mine (Kami and Sammura Shane), acts like a pompus no it all ass, has fixations of screwing Scott Fayner... and then has the sensitivity of Joey Buttafucco by making jokes on Laura Roxx... If the Smelly (I am a flaming gay, racist, insensitive, annoying, lama screwing, trailer park trash living) Monkey fell off the face of the eart... I would celebrate!!

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#28407 - 06/10/04 12:39 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

I am a flaming gay, racist, insensitive, annoying, lama screwing, trailer park trash living




Don't be so hard on yourself Swami.

Just KIDDING! I couldn't resist.

Relax. I know.
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#28408 - 06/10/04 12:59 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Add me to the list that hates the Monkey... he started off py pming me out of nowhere, insults two friends of mine (Kami and Sammura Shane), acts like a pompus no it all ass, has fixations of screwing Scott Fayner... and then has the sensitivity of Joey Buttafucco by making jokes on Laura Roxx... If the Smelly (I am a flaming gay, racist, insensitive, annoying, lama screwing, trailer park trash living) Monkey fell off the face of the eart... I would celebrate!!





I control your emotions. You now belong to me. (monkey hands the bald ugly face only for radio man a nice wet tissue from his pocket)
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#28409 - 06/06/05 05:56 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Smartt has a point, I think the majority of posters over there read and or participate on this board too but are too embarressed to make it public. It is funny how someone here points out that they just made a post over there and how it went and someone over there references it or the person is banned shortly thereafter.
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#28410 - 06/06/05 10:34 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Fuck...this is an awesome thread revival! It even predates Da Burglar's Porn board career....

Ok, I would BAN no one..thats just me. I love anarchy, and I realize without the serial internet killers and the numerous sociopaths around, anarchy would be impossible and this place would suck Moose Dick...

That being said, since I no doubt would have to name someone if put on the spot, I choose Jenna. Only because a Jenna Jameson Icon / Image behind bars might actually give me wood, and especially since Kyoto was the most recent inhabitant. If Jenna actually has a cat, so much the better....
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#28411 - 06/07/05 01:14 AM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
adflksjflaksfjsdk Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 05/21/05
Posts: 35
Loc: the bermuda triangle...
Vlad/cleetus makes a good point...

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#28412 - 06/07/05 03:48 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
IVAN_MAYERS Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/22/04
Posts: 89
Fuck this shit!!!

Smelly Monkey rules. Who else, beside Simp, is so consistently funny as hell?

Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

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#28413 - 06/07/05 04:00 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Quote:

it is like walking home and getting a crazy hobo call you an asshole, you don't take it to heart because its just some homeless guy who's opinion you don't care about, same rules apply here. At least they do for me.




wow i ws pretty childish as a side note for new readers this was all pre mod powers!

funny story me and mason were walking on hollywood looking for tranny hotels (dont ask) and this homeless guy looks at me and screams "whore" I was like mason omg that guy just called me a whore and I was like how did he know?

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#28414 - 06/08/05 09:20 AM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

... this homeless guy looks at me and screams "whore" I was like mason omg that guy just called me a whore and I was like how did he know?




You are so fucking cool
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#28415 - 06/08/05 10:25 AM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
dt_danza Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/12/05
Posts: 92
Chicken Master. He has been better towards me but isn't a nice person or good for the board. We should star 69 him. Hahahahaha.

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#28416 - 06/08/05 11:00 AM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
BiG WoRM Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
Quote:


funny story me and mason were walking on hollywood looking for tranny hotels (dont ask) and this homeless guy looks at me and screams "whore" I was like mason omg that guy just called me a whore and I was like how did he know?




Maybe he is a fan of your work.

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#28417 - 06/14/05 02:30 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
DrCyclops Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/08/05
Posts: 565
Loc: Amazon Jungle
dt_danza

Oh I'm sorry I thought she banned himself?
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#28418 - 06/14/05 05:08 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
JakeH Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/01/05
Posts: 75
Myself for being naive enough to think Kami could be innocent in real life.....


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#28419 - 06/14/05 05:16 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
IVAN_MAYERS Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/22/04
Posts: 89
Me, I want the attention.

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#28420 - 06/14/05 05:17 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Cerberus Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Quote:

Myself for being naive enough to think Kami could be innocent in real life.....






That has to be a joke. No one is that fucking naive.
Kami rules!!!
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#28421 - 10/12/06 09:52 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Jesus told me to do it.

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#28422 - 10/12/06 10:33 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
GARFIELD Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
I would say biff...only b/c he has not had one reply or comment on the board his whole life that was not a response to one of mine or an attempt to hate on Me... he's kinda like a parasite & I'm the host..w/o Me...he'd have NO POSTS
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#28423 - 10/12/06 11:18 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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#28424 - 07/03/07 09:09 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Quote:

haha I just got remad about the forehead thing, it will pass






You got mad at the never ending forehead song i posted before?. Really?.




damn, I wish I was around during the forehead hijinks. I would have laughed a lot.


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#28425 - 07/03/07 09:12 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
yeah, but who would you ban?

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#28426 - 07/03/07 09:36 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

yeah, but who would you ban?




elab
gen turd (gunker)
william hyde
loucypher

my uber-liberal nemeses elaborator and Gen. Turd.(Gunker) for shits and giggles. maybe even william hyde, just to reinforce his opinion of the xpt misogynists. but all three make a lot of good provocative posts even though I may disagree with them. I don't want xpt to be an echo chamber and i'm sure there are people out there that would ban me if given the chance. loucypher was always annoying, but he's an alt id/troll just fucking with people so that's always entertaining.

aside from the obvious, moxie, who would you ban bornyo?
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#28427 - 07/03/07 09:42 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I wouldn't ban anyone, even Moxie as sorry as he is. I would rather torment and harangue them to be better posters. Much like Bobby Knight.

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#28428 - 07/03/07 09:46 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:


elab
gen turd (gunker)
william hyde
loucypher





I probably disagree with every opinion these miscreants ever uttered on xpt but I wouldn't ban any of them.

I want to know which of you bastards banned Eddie Normous- you fucktards?

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#28429 - 07/03/07 09:48 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:



I want to know which of you bastards banned Eddie Normous- you fucktards?


WHAT? he's banned? WTF? that's reTARDED.
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#28430 - 07/03/07 09:50 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
unacceptable. this is all hypothetical. name names! there must be at least one poster you would ban rather than harangue.
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#28431 - 07/03/07 09:53 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I'd ban one of our so-called lawyers... For good measure I might ban every poster who ever claimed to be an attorney- practicing or not.

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#28432 - 07/03/07 09:55 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Quote:



I want to know which of you bastards banned Eddie Normous- you fucktards?


WHAT? he's banned? WTF? that's reTARDED.




he had it coming
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#28433 - 07/03/07 10:56 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Quote:

Quote:



I want to know which of you bastards banned Eddie Normous- you fucktards?


WHAT? he's banned? WTF? that's reTARDED.



Guess Moxcie was "practicing" again.

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#28434 - 07/04/07 09:07 AM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
Quote:

my uber-liberal nemeses elaborator and Gen. Turd.(Gunker) for shits and giggles.




I have to admit that i wondered if you would break out the banning stick when you were crowned King. I respect you for not giving in to your potential urges. I also have kind of learned that some places arent the best locations for such political debate. Those were different times...when the Republicans held both houses and the country seemed asleep in Neo-con dreams and Phlogiston could be counted on to produce the most vile responses. Now it is pretty much done. The country has awoken to the ridiculus crap and you Right-Wing Retards are back in your lil FOX Holes.

We Won! HAPPY FOURTH AMERICA!!!


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#28435 - 07/04/07 09:50 AM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I checked the ban list. Eddie wasn't on it. Am I too sober already?
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#28436 - 07/04/07 11:29 AM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Progignere = Azamat

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#28437 - 07/06/07 03:11 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
pinupmutant Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
I'd ban painfulazzfuckin, because I hate his handle and his avatar.

I'd ban fuckwhore, aka mypornoreview, because he's a Vietnamese boatkid wannabe pimpdaddy.

And I'd ban Moxie, who is too much of a blowhard even for a lawyer.

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#28438 - 07/06/07 03:17 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:

Progignere = Azamat




+1

Nazi holocaust deniers are just about the dumbest people to crawl the earth.
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#28439 - 07/06/07 03:23 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Quote:

Progignere = Azamat




+1

Nazi holocaust deniers are just about the dumbest, vilest people to crawl the earth.




Sorry, Conky. There was a typo.

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#28440 - 07/06/07 06:30 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
PainfulAzzFuckin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
Quote:

I'd ban painfulazzfuckin, because I hate his handle and his avatar.




Damn dawg....I tried bloodyanalfucker but that seemed just a tad too harsh.

And you're just hatin' on me cuz my avatar makes you every time you see it, right?
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#28441 - 07/06/07 09:48 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Quote:

my uber-liberal nemeses elaborator and Gen. Turd.(Gunker) for shits and giggles.




I have to admit that i wondered if you would break out the banning stick when you were crowned King. I respect you for not giving in to your potential urges. I also have kind of learned that some places arent the best locations for such political debate. Those were different times...when the Republicans held both houses and the country seemed asleep in Neo-con dreams and Phlogiston could be counted on to produce the most vile responses. Now it is pretty much done. The country has awoken to the ridiculus crap and you Right-Wing Retards are back in your lil FOX Holes.

We Won! HAPPY FOURTH AMERICA!!!







Piling on; hardly consider myself "uber-liberal" because, honestly, I have a few doubts about a Kucinich presidency.

It would be a shame to have XPT as a single-party rule (ala Rove) and it would be the wrong party to boot.





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#28442 - 01/06/09 05:54 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
There are a lot of new people around here these days. Some are good, some not so good. But the smart ones can read through this thread and get a quick rundown of shitty past posters and why they were deemed such.

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#28443 - 01/06/09 06:56 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
I wouldn't ban anyone over content, just form.

My kind of banning would involve a word filter which would automatically ban any user who types a letter "u" as a substitute for the word "you".

This would go for all annoying spelling shortcuts, the numeral "4" instead of "for" and so on.
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#28444 - 01/06/09 06:58 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Chemo Kid Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/03/09
Posts: 148
Loc: Dallas, Texas
Quote:

I wouldn't ban anyone over content, just form.

My kind of banning would involve a word filter which would automatically ban any user who types a letter "u" as a substitute for the word "you".

This would go for all annoying spelling shortcuts, the numeral "4" instead of "for" and so on.




u wld ban all 4 of us 4-ever????LOL
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#28445 - 01/06/09 08:40 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Richard Hungwell Offline
Poodle Killer
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 02/24/06
Posts: 812
Loc: Rubbing dicks with strange guy...
Creeps that use Baby's as avatars ...
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#28446 - 01/06/09 08:42 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Chemo Kid Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/03/09
Posts: 148
Loc: Dallas, Texas
I actually always look at the boob when I see that pic. that why I picked it.
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#28447 - 01/06/09 10:57 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Quote:

Creeps that use Baby's as avatars ...


Creeps that used to talk about killing dogs...hmmm....

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#28448 - 01/07/09 07:19 AM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
I wouldn't ban anybody but it would be pretty easy for me to make a top 10 list of posters I would like to beat with a 2X4 until all the stupidity has bled out their ears.
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#28449 - 01/07/09 02:27 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
IWAdult Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
I don’t believe in banning anyone but there are three people on here who I would like to see leave.
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#28450 - 01/07/09 02:31 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Smokey Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
do tell...do tell
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#28451 - 01/07/09 02:57 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Quote:

I wouldn't ban anybody but it would be pretty easy for me to make a top 10 list of posters I would like to beat with a 2X4 until all the stupidity has bled out their ears.




+1

And, Troy, do tell!
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#28452 - 01/07/09 03:00 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
I would ban people with Alt. i.d's. I know alot of people out there have them and you can tell just by the way obsess over certain things and they way they type. One one personality of everyone should be allowed on here.

Other than that I think banning is stupid because this board just has "anything goes" all over it.

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