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...no matter how much i tried, i sucked at it. the only way i could successfully induce a puke was if my best friend shoved her hand down my throat....




What a devious way to announce you deepthroat, too.


i didn't realize anyone could doubt that... by the way, i am posting this five feet away from my inlaws. i am such an evil whore.
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"I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful