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#28353 - 05/27/04 07:13 PM If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I have ben masterbating thinking about the power of a moderator (do me tony!) so if you could ban one poster who would it be?

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#28354 - 05/27/04 09:54 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
MrPoo Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 12/12/03
Posts: 822
Loc: San Pornando Valley
Smart
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#28355 - 05/27/04 11:51 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Steven Millan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
Eh----me?!?

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#28356 - 05/28/04 02:19 AM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
The international terrorist smartt
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#28357 - 05/28/04 05:56 AM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Why are you guys so hard on Smartt? Gotta love the guy, he is a dedicated pervert. So what if he posts pics of his ass, balls, and cock all the time.

Long live Smartt!!!

Malice
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#28358 - 05/28/04 06:25 AM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Smartt is one of my favorites... he's always bringing life to the board and is fucking in hilarious with half the shit he says, not to mention some shit is enlightening. And humorous when posting pics of himself. Smartt can't go. I will not let him

Those who are not members and read all these posts in a closet ought to be banned!!!

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#28359 - 05/28/04 06:47 AM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
eple Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 80
Loc: Norway
I think Sammura should be banned

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#28360 - 05/28/04 09:06 AM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

I think Sammura should be banned




Shazaam!... Your wish is granted
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#28361 - 05/28/04 12:44 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
MrPoo Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 12/12/03
Posts: 822
Loc: San Pornando Valley
I think Smart is a piece of shit for all his anti american shit. His posts are usually lame and pathetic...especially his gay songs for people. the or just cut n pastes are pretty boring too. And as for posting his fat harry ass and small dick on here that does nothing for me.
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#28362 - 05/28/04 07:59 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I think i would ban Fayner also. or are you just allowed to pick one person you can ban?. On a scale from 1-100 of people i want banned it goes likes this


smartt 99
fayner 92.5
smuthut guy 87.76
sammura n/a
alexthegreat 74.31
kryptic 54.67


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#28363 - 05/29/04 06:21 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
douchebag left me off the list: woo-hoo I won't make that mistake with mine:
#1. smelly monkey aka skunk monkey, monkey skuzz, no dick, shitface loser, homo, pricktease, transtesticle, asswipe, still a virgin cept for what happened in the tent at summer camp, smelly "ma why does everybody hate me?" monkey, and finally add your favorite dis to the list....
thank you, thank you, Lurid takes a bow, leaves the stage ducking bras and roses.


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#28364 - 05/30/04 09:53 AM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Quote:

I have ben masterbating thinking about the power of a moderator (do me tony!) so if you could ban one poster who would it be?




Kami, you didn't answer your own question. Who would you ban?
As for me, I wouldn't ban anyone unless they really started to fuck up the board like Sammura did with all that craziness, if you don't attack everyone on the board at once than you would be safe with me. As for people like Smartt, while I despise his political point of view which is a form of soupy dreck, I admit he has a right to say what he wants just like the other posters than have a right to give their feelings back. He also contributes a lot of other more interesting things to the board such as pop culture knowledge, porn knowledge and a wealth of posts IMO.
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#28365 - 05/30/04 12:52 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
i dunno.. i hated outsider and I hated Bart, Monkey has been erily well behaved.

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#28366 - 05/30/04 01:40 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
i take it back... Smelly Monkey

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#28367 - 05/30/04 01:46 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

i take it back... Smelly Monkey






LOL, what have i done now?.
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#28368 - 05/30/04 01:58 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
haha I just got remad about the forehead thing, it will pass

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#28369 - 05/30/04 06:05 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

haha I just got remad about the forehead thing, it will pass






You got mad at the never ending forehead song i posted before?. Really?.
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#28370 - 05/30/04 08:56 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Steven Millan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
First off: Sammura is already banned.
Second: Fayner barely posts here,so why bother banning him,when he's already practically done it upon himself?
And,Third: how can a computer fit in a closet for those to read?!
Finally: Smarrt is the Man,for he's always on top of things,and discusses the coolest movies that really matter!!!

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#28371 - 05/30/04 11:39 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Quote:

Quote:

haha I just got remad about the forehead thing, it will pass




You got mad at the never ending forehead song i posted before?. Really?.




no at the time I thought it was funny, i ddint get mad till I realized it had changed peoples perception of me


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#28372 - 05/31/04 12:21 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
I would ban Drew Black.

Believe me, he´s a member. He just doesn´t post, but he reads us.

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#28373 - 05/31/04 12:49 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I love Drew he has been way nice to me.

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#28374 - 05/31/04 02:44 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

I love Drew he has been way nice to me.




Yeah? Try to raise some stir on his board, then. He´ll ban you like you were nussin´.

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#28375 - 05/31/04 03:38 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
Of course, he's nice to you Kami, you are a porno slot. btw, who is? he wait a sec, who cares. Anyway, you CAN vote more than once I've already voted twice for YES! Plus, fag monkey acting all innocent again saying he voted once. yeah right, fucko, and OJ is innocent.

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#28376 - 05/31/04 03:44 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
i think Drew is very fair. and i flat out like him so I dont care if hes not fair.

smelly monkey sux

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#28377 - 05/31/04 04:13 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
Quote:


smelly monkey sux




I second that in triplicate there Kami.

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#28378 - 05/31/04 04:53 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Sounds like someone is upset that i didn't value them enough to my want to ban list. Tissue anyone?
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#28379 - 05/31/04 05:08 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
sniffle... geez, what wit! please don't think of it as banning or censorship. it's pest control. like Raid

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#28380 - 05/31/04 05:18 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
god he beahves for awhile but the true monkey shines through!

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#28381 - 05/31/04 05:20 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Kami your not jenna jameson not matter how many guys blow on your ego here, your not even gen padova, your a rung below that. Barely above snuff performers.
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#28382 - 05/31/04 05:25 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
i never claimed to be jenna, I am just happy to make a living doing something I love

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#28383 - 05/31/04 05:25 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
monkey you're not clever, you're not even smartt you're a rung below stalkers and child molesters...

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#28384 - 05/31/04 05:31 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Monkey is very crabby today
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#28385 - 05/31/04 05:59 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
monkey is very gay every day.

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#28386 - 05/31/04 06:07 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

monkey is very gay every day.





URG, I hope that sounded a lot better in your head then it translated to on this thread. Lurid you are to this board what tito jackson is to music.
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#28387 - 05/31/04 06:15 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
and you are celine dion

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#28388 - 05/31/04 06:18 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

and you are celine dion






if only you were on the titanic as i was singing my heart will go on.
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#28389 - 05/31/04 06:25 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
a monkey can dream

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#28390 - 06/01/04 05:51 AM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Lurid1 Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
Quote:

Quote:

monkey is very gay every day.





URG, I hope that sounded a lot better in your head then it translated to on this thread. Lurid you are to this board what tito jackson is to music.




the truth sounds fine to me, don't be afraid to embrace it... duh, you are to this board like vanilla ice is to rap. loooozer.

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#28391 - 06/01/04 07:35 AM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
god bless him he banned himself

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#28392 - 06/06/04 02:34 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
Quote:

a monkey can dream




That's the funniest shit I've read all week!
Thanks, Kami!


I did not think anyone could be banned from here. I thought no one was too freaky for this place. I would ban the Outsider, just for being annoying -- even more than Monkey, who I am coming to love, in a profound way.

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#28393 - 06/06/04 07:00 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

even more than Monkey, who I am coming to love, in a profound way.






No one really hates the monkey, most people hate to love me. There are only two people that really hate me and that is sammura and smuthutguy. I speak the truth.
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#28394 - 06/08/04 08:25 AM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
no I really hate you

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#28395 - 06/08/04 01:00 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

no I really hate you






Yeah but you don't count, your relevance is only on the talent board now. Here have an apple.
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#28396 - 06/08/04 03:26 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
every one hates you, no one cares when you quit we laugh at how stupid and weak you are.

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#28397 - 06/08/04 06:31 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

every one hates you, no one cares when you quit we laugh at how stupid and weak you are.






(police officer comes into the house and approaches a little girl) Her mother says to the girl. Okay, show the nice man where the special area your daddy touched you. Many years later she resurfaces, forehead in tact.

When insulted you must look at the source it is coming from. In this case its kami, a c grade pornstar who lets herself get urinated on for very small amounts of money so it is like walking home and getting a crazy hobo call you an asshole, you don't take it to heart because its just some homeless guy who's opinion you don't care about, same rules apply here. At least they do for me.
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#28398 - 06/08/04 10:23 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
AssLovinDude Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/06/04
Posts: 237
Quote:

Quote:

every one hates you, no one cares when you quit we laugh at how stupid and weak you are.






(police officer comes into the house and approaches a little girl) Her mother says to the girl. Okay, show the nice man where the special area your daddy touched you. Many years later she resurfaces, forehead in tact.

When insulted you must look at the source it is coming from. In this case its kami, a c grade pornstar who lets herself get urinated on for very small amounts of money so it is like walking home and getting a crazy hobo call you an asshole, you don't take it to heart because its just some homeless guy who's opinion you don't care about, same rules apply here. At least they do for me.




You're a misery-addicted time stealer and you should leave us innocent posters alone. There's nothing wrong with being in porn, and someone else's rape experience is nothing to joke about. If you've seen one of Kami's scenes then you know that she's a very smart girl, she's new in the business and she's probably on her way to success. I think she has what it takes to reach the next level of porn-stardom and so do a lot of others on this message board. If you were a man, you would apologize to her and stop posting here, but since you're a smelly monkey, you will probably just write a stupid reply to this and wait til the day someone finally bans you.

SMELLY MONKEY =

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#28399 - 06/08/04 11:15 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
asslover, don't rearrange my words to make them into what you want to believe i said. I judge no one. People are free to do porn if they want, i am 100% fine with it. My point i was trying to raise is, kami projects the anger she has over whatever father figure abused her as a child onto me. I call a spade and spade and a tool a tool, and you sir are a tool.
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#28400 - 06/08/04 11:23 PM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
AssLovinDude Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/06/04
Posts: 237
Woe is Smelly Monkey
So far she only seems angry towards you. I wonder why that would be? And i am a tool, a fucking jackhammer!!

Take it bitch!!

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#28401 - 06/09/04 08:51 AM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
Mr Woland Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 01/19/04
Posts: 29
I´ve only been on this board a very short time and I already hate the monkey. Coincidence? I think not. He really is hateworthy.

And no, I dont hate him becuse a displaced childhood trauma, its just spontaneus.

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#28402 - 06/09/04 09:30 AM Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
You're off to a good start!
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