keep going people, you're amusing me. all this effort makes me feel special. and as madonna once said, "it doesn't matter what they are saying, as long as they are talking about you"

no, you haven't been anywhere near my cookie to know how it tastes/smells. and i've never had conplaints from my BF, so WTF do i really care what you think?

no, i'm not fat. i was heavy the last time i made a public appearance at some porn awards shit.

and, i'm not skinny...knock me all you want, but i don't shove things up my nose.

i am healthy and happy.

and holly and i have talked, and we're cool. so like i said...the rest of you can fuck off. or, if you like, i can strap one on and fuck you up the ass for fun.

i'm good at that.