Nick Manning has officially overtaken Kurt Lackwood as the biggest lying piece of perforated douchnozzle in porn today. He's more delusional than Jeff in Richmond from the Jim Rome Show.

Replace

Waaarrrr my Armani Suits
Waaarrrr my 18-inch pipes
Waaarrrr my custom sled

with

Dropping fucking lies
Dropping fucking whiffle-ball bats
Dropping fucking fictituous investor real estate
Dropping fucking general shittiness.