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#283791 - 10/26/07 01:27 PM
Nick Maning's world
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Porn Jesus
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mean gene post:
http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=24993
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Nick claimed he shaved off all his hair once a week with a Mach 3 razor, including his ass crack. Howard asked Nick about his real estate holdings, so Nick explained that he had five homes in California – each worth around a million dollars – and rents out four of them. Nick revealed that he's banged celebrities, but they were usually “clientsâ€: women who pay him as much as $6,000 to spend the night.
Nick said the most recent “client†was a very famous designer, but the most famous ever was an established film star. Nick would only say the film star was a widow, in her 40s, and “real hot.†Nick met her at a hotel on a Caribbean Island and they stayed together for three or four days. Howard guessed at the identity of the woman, but failed; Nick denied that the woman was Katie Couric, Candace Bergen, Cher, or Joan Rivers.
Howard asked Nick about the Catholic school he attended as a boy, and Nick revealed that his mom used to teach at the school. After Nick became a porn star, his mom was fired and his picture was removed from the school's wall of fame. Nick also told the crew about his troubles with his office's landlord, who has a problem with Nick's “adult†business. Robin then asked what Nick's “client†schedule looked like, so Nick reported that Friday night was wide open.
Instead of a private date, Robin invited Nick out with her and some friends, telling him not to assume that they're having sex. Nick suggested that Robin and all of her friends head back to his hotel at the end of the night, but Robin claimed it would never happen.Nick then revealed he had an orgy on the Fourth of July that ended with Britney Starr swallowing his load. Howard laughed that Artie made out with Britney after she swallowed Nick's load, but Artie wasn't amused...and swore enough time had passed for there not to be any of Nick’s residue left.
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#283792 - 10/26/07 01:32 PM
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This is true. In my capacity as Fake Nick Manning, I have bedded many celebrities, including several of the extras from the hit series The Golden Girls.
I think Nick should pursue this career, since the retail caper ain't making it for him.
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#283793 - 10/26/07 01:36 PM
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Nick explained that he had five homes in California – each worth around a million dollars – and rents out four of them...
He's got five (5) million-dollar-homes but he can't keep a third-rate adult flea market together?
Man, with stories like that he should forget porn, forget Wall Street and run for fucking office.
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#283796 - 10/26/07 05:00 PM
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Which designer was it? I've done a scene with Nick. Please don't tell me I'm playing 2 degrees of Betsey Johnson.
I'd give her an enema for $300.00
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#283797 - 10/26/07 05:15 PM
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Who are you kidding? You'd give her an enema for $8.00. 
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#283798 - 10/26/07 05:26 PM
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Who are you kidding? You'd give her an enema for $8.00.
$300.00, but 1st session is free.
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#283800 - 10/26/07 07:45 PM
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Registered: 07/05/05
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i cant believe you clowns missed this little gem about Nick on adult fyi.....
ENCINO, Calif. — Nick Manning's new lingerie store, LA Exotique is facing eviction from the landlord, despite being paid in full on rent, only three weeks after opening the doors.
The store in Encino, at the cross street of Ventura and Louise is owned by Nick Manning and adult stars Michelle McLaren,Rachel Roxxx, Sarah Jesse, Mikey Butders, and Justin Syder. Dean Sussman, Manning's longtime adult distribution partner is also an owner and the Managing Director of LA Exotique.
The move to evict the store comes as a shock after lengthy cooperation
and legal compliance adhered to in order to move in. Over $90,000 was
paid to the landlord, Ventura-Louise LLC, in advance of the move. Only
after the doors opened did the hostility begin.
"Dean Sussman has put in a remarkable effort to open LA Exotique,"
explains Nick Manning. "He carefully met with the zoning executives and
it was determined that we were a lingerie store and not even classified
as an adult bookstore. We have diligently adhered to the guidelines
provided to us by the zoning board."
Among the troubles, Dean Sussman was informed by the delay in having
their sign for the store delivered came from Ventura-Louise LLC. The
store has been inundated with threatening phone calls from attorneys and
individuals impersonating police and city councilmen.
Manning's lease allows him the opportunity to sublease the unused
portion of LA Exotique. Adding insult to injury, Ventura-Louise LLC has
rejected every potential tenant Nick Manning has submitted.
While business has been excellent, the harassment is wearing on
Manning's nerves. "It's obvious that they are just making life difficult
because I'm an adult film star. I vow to fight this censorship, keep my
store open, and adhere to the business plan that we shared with everyone
involved prior to opening our store."
On Thursday, October 25th, Manning will appear on The Howard Stern Show
on Sirius Radio to discuss the situation and support LA Exotique.
this made me laugh for hours and hours. i cant imagine a sales pitch where nick manning could get me to invest in something with him ever. i like the dude, but seriously.
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#283801 - 10/26/07 07:48 PM
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Registered: 12/28/05
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Which designer was it? I've done a scene with Nick. Please don't tell me I'm playing 2 degrees of Betsey Johnson.
I'd give her an enema for $300.00
It is Betsey Johnson.
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#283803 - 10/26/07 08:19 PM
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Registered: 04/14/06
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CXXX: They pretty much have the story in "Adult Industry News"
Previous Thread
EDIT:
I, TOO, am a clown.
King already pointed this out ...
Edited by Fatman - Act III (10/26/07 08:20 PM)
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#283804 - 10/26/07 08:37 PM
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i wanna know who the celebs that he bagged are. come on nick, start "DROPPIN' FUCKIN' NAMES!!!"
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#283805 - 10/26/07 09:18 PM
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Registered: 07/05/05
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i cant believe you clowns missed this little gem about Nick on adult fyi.....
you sir, are the clown
dammit, i hate it when you are right.
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#283806 - 10/26/07 09:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Nick Manning has officially overtaken Kurt Lackwood as the biggest lying piece of perforated douchnozzle in porn today. He's more delusional than Jeff in Richmond from the Jim Rome Show. Replace Waaarrrr my Armani Suits Waaarrrr my 18-inch pipes Waaarrrr my custom sled with Dropping fucking lies Dropping fucking whiffle-ball bats Dropping fucking fictituous investor real estate Dropping fucking general shittiness. 
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#283807 - 10/26/07 09:38 PM
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