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#283678 - 10/25/07 04:39 PM Bizarro Luke
Max Rhino Offline
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Registered: 05/09/06
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It has been two days now and I already cannot stand the alternate universe Luke. Each post follows the same format:

<Info that everyone already knows>;
<Rhetorical question that adds no value>

If Bizarro Luke takes good pictures then I will never look at that site again.
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#283679 - 10/25/07 07:14 PM Re: Bizarro Luke
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Anybody have any ideas who the New Luke is?
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#283680 - 10/25/07 07:30 PM Re: Bizarro Luke
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Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 971
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We can eliminate Inkyo Hwang and Brian Surewood. Wouldn't life suck if it was Kurt Lockwood? That would be all bad.
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#283681 - 10/25/07 07:32 PM Re: Bizarro Luke
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Quote:

Anybody have any ideas who the New Luke is?




Yep!

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#283682 - 10/25/07 07:34 PM Re: Bizarro Luke
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Registered: 08/26/03
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All right I confess it's me.
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#283683 - 10/25/07 09:39 PM Re: Bizarro Luke
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Anybody have any ideas who the New Luke is?




I don't necessarily care, as I only bother looking at this site when links to various whore stories are posted here @ XPT.
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#283684 - 10/26/07 03:51 AM Re: Bizarro Luke
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Quote:

Quote:

Anybody have any ideas who the New Luke is?




Yep!




It's you, isn't it Willie?
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#283685 - 10/26/07 09:44 AM Re: Bizarro Luke
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

We can eliminate Inkyo Hwang and Brian Surewood. Wouldn't life suck if it was Kurt Lockwood? That would be all bad.




Does he all cap his posts?
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#283686 - 10/26/07 01:12 PM Re: Bizarro Luke
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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I never thought I'd long for the Luke of old, but...
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#283687 - 10/26/07 02:46 PM Re: Bizarro Luke
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
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I saw Luke at the Spice party last night, along with his beloved Camera of Death. He said he'll be posting the material from that night on his site lukeford.net, it's at the bottom of the story on the Naked Ambition party. There were some classically hideous girls with some wonderfully ridiculous outfits, so I'm excited to see them up online.
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#283688 - 10/27/07 04:05 PM Re: Bizarro Luke
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Registered: 12/28/05
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Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Are all of Inyoko's friends going to get tattoos to memorialize him? Just wondering.....

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#283689 - 10/29/07 10:05 PM Re: Bizarro Luke
Max Rhino Offline
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Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 971
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
So Holly, who took the vids of you that are now on Luke's site? I could not hear any Australian accent.
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#283690 - 10/29/07 11:26 PM Re: Bizarro Luke
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Registered: 05/06/05
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Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

So Holly, who took the vids of you that are now on Luke's site? I could not hear any Australian accent.




Luke did-- in his typical waving the camera around kind of way.
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#283691 - 10/30/07 08:09 AM Re: Bizarro Luke
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Bizzaro Luke is just posting links to Real Luke's content on lukeford.net

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#283692 - 10/30/07 04:18 PM Re: Bizarro Luke
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Bizzaro Luke is just posting links to Real Luke's content on lukeford.net




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#283693 - 10/30/07 06:23 PM Re: Bizarro Luke
Max Rhino Offline
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Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 971
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
That does explain things. I checked Holly's pics and sure enough they are from "lukeford.net." Good catch on your part.

I was doing a total WTF when Luke certified pics appeared on the .com version. Still does not clear up the mystery of Bizarro Luke.
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