douchebag left me off the list: woo-hoo I won't make that mistake with mine:
#1. smelly monkey aka skunk monkey, monkey skuzz, no dick, shitface loser, homo, pricktease, transtesticle, asswipe, still a virgin cept for what happened in the tent at summer camp, smelly "ma why does everybody hate me?" monkey, and finally add your favorite dis to the list....
thank you, thank you, Lurid takes a bow, leaves the stage ducking bras and roses.