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#28353 - 05/27/04 07:13 PM
If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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I have ben masterbating thinking about the power of a moderator (do me tony!) so if you could ban one poster who would it be?
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#28354 - 05/27/04 09:54 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/12/03
Posts: 822
Loc: San Pornando Valley
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#28355 - 05/27/04 11:51 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
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#28356 - 05/28/04 02:19 AM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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The international terrorist smartt
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#28357 - 05/28/04 05:56 AM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
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Why are you guys so hard on Smartt? Gotta love the guy, he is a dedicated pervert. So what if he posts pics of his ass, balls, and cock all the time. Long live Smartt!!! Malice 
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#28362 - 05/28/04 07:59 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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I think i would ban Fayner also. or are you just allowed to pick one person you can ban?. On a scale from 1-100 of people i want banned it goes likes this
smartt 99
fayner 92.5
smuthut guy 87.76
sammura n/a
alexthegreat 74.31
kryptic 54.67
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#28363 - 05/29/04 06:21 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
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douchebag left me off the list: woo-hoo I won't make that mistake with mine: #1. smelly monkey aka skunk monkey, monkey skuzz, no dick, shitface loser, homo, pricktease, transtesticle, asswipe, still a virgin cept for what happened in the tent at summer camp, smelly "ma why does everybody hate me?" monkey, and finally add your favorite dis to the list.... thank you, thank you, Lurid takes a bow, leaves the stage ducking bras and roses. 
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#28365 - 05/30/04 12:52 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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i dunno.. i hated outsider and I hated Bart, Monkey has been erily well behaved.
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#28366 - 05/30/04 01:40 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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i take it back... Smelly Monkey
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#28368 - 05/30/04 01:58 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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haha I just got remad about the forehead thing, it will pass
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#28370 - 05/30/04 08:56 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
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First off: Sammura is already banned.
Second: Fayner barely posts here,so why bother banning him,when he's already practically done it upon himself?
And,Third: how can a computer fit in a closet for those to read?!
Finally: Smarrt is the Man,for he's always on top of things,and discusses the coolest movies that really matter!!!
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#28371 - 05/30/04 11:39 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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haha I just got remad about the forehead thing, it will pass
You got mad at the never ending forehead song i posted before?. Really?.
no at the time I thought it was funny, i ddint get mad till I realized it had changed peoples perception of me
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#28373 - 05/31/04 12:49 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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I love Drew he has been way nice to me.
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#28374 - 05/31/04 02:44 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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I love Drew he has been way nice to me.
Yeah? Try to raise some stir on his board, then. He´ll ban you like you were nussin´.
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#28376 - 05/31/04 03:44 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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i think Drew is very fair. and i flat out like him so I dont care if hes not fair.
smelly monkey sux
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#28377 - 05/31/04 04:13 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
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smelly monkey sux
I second that in triplicate there Kami. 
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#28378 - 05/31/04 04:53 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Sounds like someone is upset that i didn't value them enough to my want to ban list. Tissue anyone?
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#28380 - 05/31/04 05:18 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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god he beahves for awhile but the true monkey shines through!
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#28381 - 05/31/04 05:20 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Kami your not jenna jameson not matter how many guys blow on your ego here, your not even gen padova, your a rung below that. Barely above snuff performers.
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#28382 - 05/31/04 05:25 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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i never claimed to be jenna, I am just happy to make a living doing something I love
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#28387 - 05/31/04 06:15 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Whoremaster
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#28389 - 05/31/04 06:25 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Whoremaster
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#28390 - 06/01/04 05:51 AM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 494
Loc: interzone
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monkey is very gay every day.
URG, I hope that sounded a lot better in your head then it translated to on this thread. Lurid you are to this board what tito jackson is to music.
the truth sounds fine to me, don't be afraid to embrace it... duh, you are to this board like vanilla ice is to rap. loooozer. 
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#28391 - 06/01/04 07:35 AM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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god bless him he banned himself
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#28392 - 06/06/04 02:34 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
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a monkey can dream
That's the funniest shit I've read all week!
Thanks, Kami!    
I did not think anyone could be banned from here. I thought no one was too freaky for this place. I would ban the Outsider, just for being annoying -- even more than Monkey, who I am coming to love, in a profound way.
      
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#28394 - 06/08/04 08:25 AM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Whoremaster
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#28396 - 06/08/04 03:26 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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every one hates you, no one cares when you quit we laugh at how stupid and weak you are.
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#28398 - 06/08/04 10:23 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/06/04
Posts: 237
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every one hates you, no one cares when you quit we laugh at how stupid and weak you are.
(police officer comes into the house and approaches a little girl) Her mother says to the girl. Okay, show the nice man where the special area your daddy touched you. Many years later she resurfaces, forehead in tact.
When insulted you must look at the source it is coming from. In this case its kami, a c grade pornstar who lets herself get urinated on for very small amounts of money so it is like walking home and getting a crazy hobo call you an asshole, you don't take it to heart because its just some homeless guy who's opinion you don't care about, same rules apply here. At least they do for me.
You're a misery-addicted time stealer and you should leave us innocent posters alone. There's nothing wrong with being in porn, and someone else's rape experience is nothing to joke about. If you've seen one of Kami's scenes then you know that she's a very smart girl, she's new in the business and she's probably on her way to success. I think she has what it takes to reach the next level of porn-stardom and so do a lot of others on this message board. If you were a man, you would apologize to her and stop posting here, but since you're a smelly monkey, you will probably just write a stupid reply to this and wait til the day someone finally bans you.
SMELLY MONKEY = 
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#28399 - 06/08/04 11:15 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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asslover, don't rearrange my words to make them into what you want to believe i said. I judge no one. People are free to do porn if they want, i am 100% fine with it. My point i was trying to raise is, kami projects the anger she has over whatever father figure abused her as a child onto me. I call a spade and spade and a tool a tool, and you sir are a tool.
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#28401 - 06/09/04 08:51 AM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 01/19/04
Posts: 29
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I´ve only been on this board a very short time and I already hate the monkey. Coincidence? I think not. He really is hateworthy. And no, I dont hate him becuse a displaced childhood trauma, its just spontaneus. 
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#28403 - 06/09/04 06:51 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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I dont see how my reactinf to monkeys shit talk means I was tramatized as a child, but if thast what he needs to think to get through the night... god bless him.
It must hurt to have every one hate you, but you sleep in the bed you make.
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#28405 - 06/09/04 09:31 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Whoremaster
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#28408 - 06/10/04 12:59 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Add me to the list that hates the Monkey... he started off py pming me out of nowhere, insults two friends of mine (Kami and Sammura Shane), acts like a pompus no it all ass, has fixations of screwing Scott Fayner... and then has the sensitivity of Joey Buttafucco by making jokes on Laura Roxx... If the Smelly (I am a flaming gay, racist, insensitive, annoying, lama screwing, trailer park trash living) Monkey fell off the face of the eart... I would celebrate!!
I control your emotions. You now belong to me. (monkey hands the bald ugly face only for radio man a nice wet tissue from his pocket)
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#28409 - 06/06/05 05:56 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Smartt has a point, I think the majority of posters over there read and or participate on this board too but are too embarressed to make it public. It is funny how someone here points out that they just made a post over there and how it went and someone over there references it or the person is banned shortly thereafter.
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#28410 - 06/06/05 10:34 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Fuck...this is an awesome thread revival! It even predates Da Burglar's Porn board career....
Ok, I would BAN no one..thats just me. I love anarchy, and I realize without the serial internet killers and the numerous sociopaths around, anarchy would be impossible and this place would suck Moose Dick...
That being said, since I no doubt would have to name someone if put on the spot, I choose Jenna. Only because a Jenna Jameson Icon / Image behind bars might actually give me wood, and especially since Kyoto was the most recent inhabitant. If Jenna actually has a cat, so much the better....
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#28413 - 06/07/05 04:00 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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it is like walking home and getting a crazy hobo call you an asshole, you don't take it to heart because its just some homeless guy who's opinion you don't care about, same rules apply here. At least they do for me.
wow i ws pretty childish as a side note for new readers this was all pre mod powers!
funny story me and mason were walking on hollywood looking for tranny hotels (dont ask) and this homeless guy looks at me and screams "whore" I was like mason omg that guy just called me a whore and I was like how did he know?
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#28415 - 06/08/05 10:25 AM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/12/05
Posts: 92
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Chicken Master. He has been better towards me but isn't a nice person or good for the board. We should star 69 him. Hahahahaha.
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#28416 - 06/08/05 11:00 AM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 368
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funny story me and mason were walking on hollywood looking for tranny hotels (dont ask) and this homeless guy looks at me and screams "whore" I was like mason omg that guy just called me a whore and I was like how did he know?
Maybe he is a fan of your work.
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#28417 - 06/14/05 02:30 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/08/05
Posts: 565
Loc: Amazon Jungle
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dt_danza
Oh I'm sorry I thought she banned himself?
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#28420 - 06/14/05 05:17 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Whoremaster
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
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#28421 - 10/12/06 09:52 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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#28422 - 10/12/06 10:33 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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I would say biff...only b/c he has not had one reply or comment on the board his whole life that was not a response to one of mine or an attempt to hate on Me... he's kinda like a parasite & I'm the host..w/o Me...he'd have NO POSTS 
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#28423 - 10/12/06 11:18 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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#28425 - 07/03/07 09:12 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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yeah, but who would you ban?
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#28427 - 07/03/07 09:42 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I wouldn't ban anyone, even Moxie as sorry as he is. I would rather torment and harangue them to be better posters. Much like Bobby Knight.
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#28428 - 07/03/07 09:46 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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elab
gen turd (gunker)
william hyde
loucypher
I probably disagree with every opinion these miscreants ever uttered on xpt but I wouldn't ban any of them.
I want to know which of you bastards banned Eddie Normous- you fucktards?
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#28430 - 07/03/07 09:50 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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unacceptable. this is all hypothetical. name names! there must be at least one poster you would ban rather than harangue.
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#28431 - 07/03/07 09:53 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I'd ban one of our so-called lawyers... For good measure I might ban every poster who ever claimed to be an attorney- practicing or not.
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#28433 - 07/03/07 10:56 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9197
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I want to know which of you bastards banned Eddie Normous- you fucktards?
WHAT? he's banned? WTF?  that's reTARDED.
Guess Moxcie was "practicing" again. 
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#28434 - 07/04/07 09:07 AM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Porn Icon
Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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#28436 - 07/04/07 11:29 AM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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#28439 - 07/06/07 03:23 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Anonymous
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Progignere = Azamat
+1
Nazi holocaust deniers are just about the dumbest, vilest people to crawl the earth.
Sorry, Conky. There was a typo. 
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#28441 - 07/06/07 09:48 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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#28442 - 01/06/09 05:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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There are a lot of new people around here these days. Some are good, some not so good. But the smart ones can read through this thread and get a quick rundown of shitty past posters and why they were deemed such.
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#28443 - 01/06/09 06:56 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I wouldn't ban anyone over content, just form.
My kind of banning would involve a word filter which would automatically ban any user who types a letter "u" as a substitute for the word "you".
This would go for all annoying spelling shortcuts, the numeral "4" instead of "for" and so on.
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#28446 - 01/06/09 08:42 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/03/09
Posts: 148
Loc: Dallas, Texas
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I actually always look at the boob when I see that pic. that why I picked it.
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#28447 - 01/06/09 10:57 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9197
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Creeps that use Baby's as avatars ... 
Creeps that used to talk about killing dogs...hmmm....
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#28448 - 01/07/09 07:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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I wouldn't ban anybody but it would be pretty easy for me to make a top 10 list of posters I would like to beat with a 2X4 until all the stupidity has bled out their ears.
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#28450 - 01/07/09 02:31 PM
Re: If you could ban one poster who would it be?
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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do tell...do tell
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