Before Darth there was nothing. Before the nothing there was Darth.
Many eons ago, Hercules masturbated off the side of Mount Olympus and his seed landed in what is now referred to as Porn Valley. That was the day Darth was born.
God once hired Mr. T and Chuck Norris to take out his greatest rival, Darth. But when the badass duo came within ten feet of Darth, he dropped some insider knowledge about Skeeter Kerkove and their heads exploded on the spot. That day is what scientist now refer to as the Big Bang.
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"Bornyo sleeps under a bearskin that he killed and skinned when he was 5. He just stared the thing dead with mind bullets." - Floofin
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